You'll be watching over us

FUCK silverfish

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

where do you think the name came from

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

>implying endermen aren’t real

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

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“You dont look ace.” ??? ??? ?????????? ? ??? what does an asexual person look like???? ??

Hey that’s a trade secret you can’t be showing this stuff to the non-initiated

The probability of you getting attacked by a gorilla at any given point is very low… but it’s never zero.

There’s a reason why I won’t play Sword and Shield

the game just ain’t out yet

Sometimes you see a post and just realize there’s some Wild Shit going on in a community you never knew existed

There’s a reason why I won’t play Sword and Shield

the game just ain’t out yet