You will make it, I swear.

I find it so incredibly hilarious that hobi and yoongi are like portrayed as sunshine and grumpy respectively when yoongi has never yelled at a dongsaeng in his life and Hoseok would 100% smack a bitch. Like in the big year of 2025 they’re on opposite sides of the cinnamon roll chart where yoongi looks like could kill but is a cinnamon roll and Hoseok looks sweet but could def kill

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

Sometimes a creative outlet is a fun little hobby and sometimes it's a lifelong affliction. Like I crochet because making little woven animals sparks joy and I'm a writer whether I like it or not because I'm tormented by visions

i have the kind of melancholy that attracts me to large bodies of water.

funniest moment in moby dick is when they meet another captain who lost a limb to the white whale and ahab goes like “and dost thy blood not boil, aye, and the very marrow of thy bones too, to know that the wretched creature and very devil of the sea that harmed us both still draws breath??” and the ship captain is like no i’m fine, it wasn’t the whale’s fault or anything. i mean imagine actually holding a grudge against a fish lmao that’s actually the funniest thing i’ve ever heard and ahab goes you don’t know what the FUCK you’re talking about. and stamps his foot so hard he breaks his ivory leg

Love it when a tragedy introduces another character who's having basically the same terrible day and making even one (1) less Bad Decision about it. Just looking straight at the audience and saying "also don't you DARE fucking say he was a victim of circumstance. This is what circumstance could have made him if he wasn't Like That."