that's so ravyne!

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

nothing made 2014 swifties more feral than the secret message for clean being "she lost him but she found herself and somehow that was everything" after obsessing over "i'd like to be my old self again but i'm still trying to find it" for two years

usamericans, do you remember in the incredibles when syndrome made the robot go haywire just so he could swoop in and 'save the day'

why is it not enough to just sip coffee and read poetry outside why must i be employed

Cute date idea: We go shopping for a Lego set, and we build it together

It has apparently been ten years since the time one of my professors pulled me aside to tell me I had to clean up after making out before going to class because my lipstick was everywhere and I realized "actually my tapdancing group decided we all had to dress like the Joker for our performance" was an infinitely worse explanation so I just said I was sorry