hi tumblr welcome to my little corner where i scribble on the walls with glittery gel pens 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
i ? we ? man idk call me either asteroid or astrid lolz. also maybe solstice thats a cool name too. plural but usually don’t mention it super often unless it feels important to context idk.
he/any (basically don’t use she/her) (I LOVE NEO/XENOPRONOUNS) !!! pangender aroallo berri(?)sexual !!!!! “AROALLO ??? but youre a minor-“ *kicks you into the sun’s orbit* very funny
i also run uh uhh @kandi-kid-offical and uhh @forbidden-main-character (but quit fmc i just never deleted it because i refuse to delete such a masterpiece) and like 72 other blogs but you’ll never know about those ones hehe
im under 18 so uhhh like HEAVY nsfw dni ? i can survive a balls joke i won’t die don’t worry haha balls hahahahahahaaaaaa
pronouns page !! :D
more stuff below the cut 💥💥💥💥💥💥
cool stuff i like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fandoms i’ll probably talk about
animation vs animator/minecraft THE CHOSEN ONE IS MY SILLYYYYYY💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥💥💥🔥
searching for a world that doesn’t exist. i HATE them i HATE minecraft im going to DESTROY MINECRAFT like KING ORANGE did with the COMMAND BLOCK STAFF i HATE MINECRAFT
honestly minecraft in general
the amazing digital circus
winx club (ive watched all the seasons in the past but im rewatching it so no huge spoilers after season 2 for now !!
warrior cats (up to tnp)
fandoms i might not talk about
nimona (ive watched the movie more than once but havent talked about it for some reason idfk)
rhythm games / sonolus for the most part
lacey games
kpop demon hunters
things i like doing
making kandi 🔥🔥🔥
drawing and art n stuff !!!
making friends on the wonderful very silly Blr
writing poetry
music artists i like !!!
AZALI
liana flores
crxw
ZØMB
hkmori
femtanyl
other Random Ahh Information
i have two cats !!! their names are aurora and bowie and theyre siblings and theyre some breed of domestic shorthair idk
i might look scenecore but id consider myself closer to 2020 alt ig idk my style is a weird blend of a lot of stuff
sometimes i make poetic shitposts that sound like i had some vision of dying in a past life. do not worry we are okay
i rEALLLY LIKE THE CHOSEN ONE AVA SKSKSKSJKSJSJSJJSJSKSKSJAKKSKSLALSKKAKAKSKSKSJJSKSKAJAKSJKSJSJSS
im (usually) not dying if my typing style like suddenly changes post to post its probably just one of the other guys and almost always star dw hi star youre super awesome cool ily
alao my humor can be 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 lol. i never really apply the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 humor without asking tho so don’t expect me to just act like that without at least figuring out if you’re comfortable :3 feel free to use the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 humor on me it makes me giggle harder than i should
tags will. be in the tags ig 👍 thank you for coming to my ted talk
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One time I was standing around outside with some ppl (idr what we were doing) and I was very very sleepy so I did a big dramatic yawn like a kitty cat.
And this lady came out of the group, very angry, amd shouted at me: "Hey! Cover your fucking mouth when you do that!"
I (1) had never before been told that one ought to cover one's mouth when one yawns and (2) was much too sleepy to conduct discourse on the matter, so I in socratic fashion replied ". . . What?"
And then she said a sentence that I will remember for the rest of my life. She said: "If you yawn without covering your mouth again, I will report you for sexual harassment."
To which I retorted: ". . . What?"
And she narrowed her eyes at me suspicious-like and said "I know what you're trying to do" and she walked away and I never saw her again.
To this day I wonder what indescretion I'm meant to have committed. Do I yawn hornily? Did I put too much cunt in my yawn and so got mistaken for some sort of yawn fetishist? I Do Not Know.
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shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it