*-Asteria-*

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab

it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop

it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus

🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸

I can so easily picture Nicky never really expecting much from the twins specifically, because all the important birthday moments were usually handled by Matt or Dan instead. so when Andrew takes responsibility for carrying the birthday cake while Aaron lights the candles on top of it, Nicky realizes they’re such small, ordinary things, but he still can’t stop the tears gathering in his eyes, shining far too brightly from the candlelight reflecting in them.

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

no, the paper is not jammed, I just checked

The scientology speedruns were already funny but I thought they were joking when they said they were mapping the building. I absolutely lost it when I saw the actual map.

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

microdosing hell by being awake and literate