☽Fauns&Fireflies☾

emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound

Honestly I’m both sides of this conversation

women talk to men using their customer service voice and don’t even get paid for it

me, finally getting a chance to say something I’ve thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but

*Slaps my shitty 5 foot something body* this piece of shit mothefucker can fit so mcuh Love

Not to flex on y'all but I’ve never read Homestuck

if someone made me a playlist and said smth along the lines “this is for you” or “these songs reminds me of you” i would literally combust

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law

why dont we have sneezetyping

yeah so i was at the store earlieGD84 r and

I cannot believe another week is like beginning we just finished one

Do true soft boys exist?

slugs. next question