using ai to write your papers is so embarrassing stop being a pussy and just dont turn anything in if you dont want to do the work... have strength in your convictions

It’s always, “you’re so hot and sexy” and never “you’re about as pretty as those Washington lilacs”

Concept: sleepy kisses in the dark, smiling against your lips.

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i am SUCH a girl who says hi!!! don't care about what comes afterwards but there's something so deliciously warm to be found in greetings!!! like hello yes i am here and you are too!!! salutations!!!! hi for the love of god hello!!!!!!

do you want to see a random species of bird

is that even a question

walking around with a “Free Bugs” tshirt and cargo pants with a lot of very full pockets that are visibly writhing 

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

one doctor pepper girl is worth 100 Pepsi girls

You think you can stop the Big Kid topics by blocking the no-no words? You silly billy. Vacuum my beans

everything is so so significant to me how am i supposed to live