WHEN HE FIRST WOKE UP HE HAD REALIZED HE HAD SNOW WHITE HAIR AND BRIGHT BLUE EYES HE WOULD THROW SNOW BALLS DISAPPEAR AND FLY HE WAS MUCH MORE UNIQUE THAN THE OTHER GUYYYardians
THEN JACK KNEW WHAT HE HAD TO DO
HE HAD TO STOP THAT BITCHY PITCH FROM COMING THROUGH
HE’S HERE TO FIGHT, FOR ME AND YOU!
OH MY JESUS FUCK
YOU ALL FREAKING SUCK
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY
PEOPLE MISTAKE ME FOR THAT DANNY GUY.











