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i think. ok. like. john mulaney and the mcelroys aren’t actually that funny in terms of their improv/the quality of their jokes. there are people with much better written comedy sets and funnier improv, but the way that they deliver what they say it what makes it good. they could read the back of a shampoo bottle and you’d feel like you just heard a joke
this is part of the reason john mulaney gifs aren’t nearly as funny as videos of him. you cant explain why his horse in a hospital bit is funny unless you’ve actually heard him say “IT’S A ĤĤORSE. IN A H́OSPITAL”
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
???
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
WHAT HOW
I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?
oh?
OH
#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible
nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST
gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH
I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE
THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF
you’re shitting me
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-
i wanna see what happens
it looks fun i guess
I summon the ask god to my inbox
Yeet, it works
If this works I’ll I will never doubt tumblr again
this better work
i swr if this works imma scream
?????????
ha i seem to remember this not working
This won’t fucking work
*SCREECHING*
Me whenever I get a message
Funny. I don’t think it’ll work for me 😂
Holy shit nevermind 😂
nEVERMIND IT WORKS I WAA PROVEN WRONG
Lol the other thing like this I reblogged didn’t work
D: D: D:
Ha! Urban Tumblr legends never work on me!
I hope I get the most random thing ever
this prolly won’t work ,,
NIGGA
You called me a bad word :(
Not gonna work, bruh
HEY WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ASK!??!! I DIDNT GET SHIT!!!!!!!!!
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH ASSHOLE
HEY HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! I SUMMON THEE
LAST TIME I TRIED THIS SHIT IT FAILED
SHIT COCK AND BALLS HOW THE FUCK
But will it work
last time I did this I was getting one every few weeks
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So I was going to post just a gifset of this but Dan’s voice at the end needed to be heard
okkokokok this is by far one of my favorite moments of the year from dnp videos. i don’t even know why but dan’s voice, despite talking about something so silly and for all intents and purposes teasing phil as he normally does, sounds sosOSosoSOSoo ??? idek?? seductive? flirtatious???? fond and like a tiny bit sultry at the same time???????? and closer to what i presume to be his normal speaking tone. it all also feels like a weirdly private moment, or a voice that’s kind of reserved for phil idek this moment is Something
dilddy: this is craig we went to college together we were also roommates for a while too
dan:
gotta please the lesters
Coffee ☕️
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the most bestest and gayest weekend ever!
I can’t believe I met miles and dodie, my favourite people and they mean so much to me lol, also luke and stevie are so lovely ahh
🌈✨🎉
just think if i can get over these photos being on the internet forever - you can get over anything
about time !!!
i just realized...
Dab Howlter: wild black hair, light skin, brightly coloured clothing, older and more outgoing;
Evan Pancakes: tan skin, brown eyes, wears a furry hat, the younger one;
they are literally 2009 Phan

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At university, I did English language with linguistic for my Bachelor of Arts, which was a three year course. Half split between English language and half split between linguistics, which is the science of language. It was quite scientific and it was very hard. I liked to think while I was doing my A-levels that I was quite good at work and exams and stuff like that. But doing linguistics was kind of like throwing me into the deep end because it was a completely new concept to me and there was so many different parts of it. I was good at some parts of it, I was good at the child language acquisition thing and also things with essays but there was a lot of science based analysing language using the IPA chart and stuff like that and that was hard. And also I think I could have tried harder in my lectures. If I had been going back, I would have listened a bit more because I had a lot of late nights and then didn’t listen the next day, which is not the point. But anyway, I passed it! I got a degree. Yay! And then I went on, because I really loved York and I didn’t feel ready to leave it yet and then I was also really interested in video editing. I was making YouTube videos from my university room and I just wanted to get better at the whole filmmaking thing because it was a big interest of mine. So I did a MA in post-production with visual effects. And there was only eight people allowed on the course so it was quite a selective course. But I went for the interview and got on it! And was invited on it and they had a huge green screen set, loads of amazing editing suites that we were allowed to use whenever we wanted, and it seemed like such a cool thing and I went for it and I did it. And I made some things I was really proud of as well and I got to work with other creative people, which is rare to have people that are sharing your interests in that way. So I had a really good time and I’m glad I did it. And I know I don’t make films on my YouTube channel, they’re just like YouTube videos but I like to know that I can edit things in a way that I fully understand the software and I know what I’m doing. You know what I mean? I could just be going ‘I don’t know what this mean?’ but I understand it which is good. So I did that.
@amazingphil during his live show on the 16th of March 2017
I think some people might forget about Phil’s time at university but I always feel so uplifted and happy whenever he talk about it, so I wanted to write this down for me to keep to look back on whenever I’m struggling at university.
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honestly at this point I’m immune to d&p’s bullshit. like try me. they could post their fucking wedding video tomorrow and I’d be sitting here with my sunglasses and a martini like “about fuckin time bitch”