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#please disney #disney #polluting chidlren's mind #truth

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(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)

Me: “So, what will it be?”

Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”

(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)

Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”

#omg #haha #lol #little children #cannibalistic #cannibalism #you can be my friend

The Dare.

I remember it clearly as if it was yesterday,

Even though it has been six years since that May.

At church, our hands brushed and we pulled apart as if on cue,

For what would happen if our mothers knew?

The emails expressing our love for each other in simple “I love you”s,

Believing that this was a match made in heaven, not for us to choose.

#i don't think anyone would read this #please don't read this #personal #poem #narrative #dares #truth or dare #first kiss #college writing #pouring out my heart #young love #children #i'm not making this up #truth #forreal

For you a thousand times over.

Hassan (The Kite Runner)

#feels #sweet #loyal #friend #friendship #d'aww #loyalty #the kite runner #hassan #stupid main characters #i want to cry #i want to be your best friend too #you are the bestest #books #book lovers #swoon

#creepy smile #first gif #probably only gif #my friend #weirdo #creeper

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Because I'm a wild child sitting on my throne, going all out, going for broke.

#wild child #voice season 2 #juliet simms #i love her voice #songs #song suggestiosn

PLEASE LET KITTY BE KATIE. PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE. RYDER AND KITTY ARE THE CUTEST.

#glee #katie #kitty #ryder and kitty #the cutest #otp #don't ruin this glee #soulmates #ryan murphy #ritty #kyder #ship

is it just me or does anyone think that sophia grace is really annoying and always stealing the spotlight from rosie? i've never heard rosie sing. like not even once.

#ellen degeneres #Ellen Show #sophia grace #rosie #sophia grace and rosie #annoying #argh #stop stealing the spotlight

4-8yr Olds Describing Love.

Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.

Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.

Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.

Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.

Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.

Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.

Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.

#love #children #adorable #cute #innocence #i wish i was a child #naivity

anaeolist

this has definitely been done about 3000 times already

#tarzan #Les Miserables #lol #don't forget me #javert #lion king #mulan

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karadvrs

#les miserables #truly miserable #musicals #lol #everybody's sad and crying

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books that make more sense:

A Guide to Speaking English, by Sofia Vergara

A Guide to Not Dying, by Dean Winchester

A Guide to Making Friends, by Sherlock Holmes

A Guide to Pop Culture Movie References, by Castiel

A Guide to Dancing, by Stephen Hawking

A Guide to Singing, by Helen Keller

A Guide to Driving, by London Tipton

A Guide to Being Stupid, by Bill Nye

A Guide to Abstinence, by Tiger Woods

need i go on

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A Guide to Healthy Relationships, by Taylor Swift

A Guide to News Reporting by Fox

A Guide to Being Gay, by Straight People

A Guide to Being Poor, by Bill Gates

A Guide to Presidency, by Mitt Romney

A Guide to Being Funny by Seth MacFarlane

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A Guide to Being the Best Blog on Tumblr, by TheAbsoluteMostFunniestPosts

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A Guide to Not Losing Companions, by The Doctor

A Guide to Feminism, by Glenn Beck

A Guide to Building Bridges, By Bowser

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A Guide to Successful Revolutions, by Enjolras

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A Guide to Celibacy, by Noah Puckerman

A Guide to Being The Damsel In Distress, by Hermione Granger

A Guide to Having A Clean Record, by Lindsay Lohan

A Guide to Birth Control, by Bella Swan

A Guide to Bladder Control, by Jennifer Lawrence

A Guide to Homophobia, by Darren Criss

A Guide to Being Dull, by Ellen Degeneres

A Guide to Continuity, by Glee

A Guide to Healthy Expression of Anger, by Tom Riddle

A Guide to Being Short, by Jared Padalecki

A Guide to Maturity, by Team Starkid

A Guide to Potions, By Harry Potter

A Guide to Being Mean, by Liam Payne

A Guide to Social Adequacy, by Katniss Everdeen

A Guide to Innocence, by Tumblr

A Guide to Heterosexuality, by Blaine Anderson

A Guide to Being Nice, by Adolf Hitler

A Guide to Cutting Tomatoes, by Benedict Cumberbatch

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A Guide to Winning an Oscar, by Leonardo DiCaprio

#a guide to #omg #lol #too hilarious #opposite day

I'm waking up. I feel it in my bones, enough to make my systems blow. Welcome to the new age.

#apocalypse #new favorite song #imagine dragons #this is beautiful #radioactive #music #bones #songs #continued silence #new age

I want to hide the truth, I want to shelter you. But with the beast inside, there's nowhere we can hide.

#imagine dragons #continued silence #beast #truth #love #songs #new favorite song #music #this is beautiful #demons

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revolting-mormons:

you can swoon now

:D

#youknowit

No, because this is not nerdy or cute at all.

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Emma: You give me premature ventricular contractions.

Adam: I'm assuming that's a good thing.

Emma: You make my heart skip a beat.

#aww #the cutest #swoon #i'll swoon over any guy who writes me that #nerdy romance #love #d'aww #cutest #cute #no strings attached #make my heart skip a beat #emma and adam #otps #natalie portman #nerdy love #science

Obama must've watched a looooot of Bob the Builder.

Jordan Taylor (blimeycow)

#haha #can't stop laughing #lol #obama #bob the builder #america #blimeycow #jordan taylor #whatmakesyouhaha.mp3 #'murica #we can do it #we can fix it #yes we can #politics

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