speakeasy with benefits

Astarion the opposite of Neve Gallus, he disapproves of everything I do and I'm like yippee hurray I must be doing something right

With all due respect how is this guy the popular one. My companions thus far are beautiful woman with chronic pain who is cagey but approves of my paladin behaviors, man in his underwear who is nice to children and also approves of my paladin behaviors, and this fucking guy.

mediterranean pasta, a cold beer, and the strangest widobrave win of my 6 years in this fandom. what a day to be alive

so polygon edited that article about the s2 clip to clarify that nott was the one talking instead of just calling her a goblin and also. blatantly spoiled her backstory. tf is going on at polygon

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

I wanted to check to see if it’s not just me hanging around insane gay gamers who are into hunky scary men like Kratos . And There is . So much . Ai generated gay kratos porn on rule34 . Oh my god .

the style of writing is not the problem, not the genre, not the subject matter, not even the words themselves. the SINGLE defining issue with the “Tumblr Prose” style i was trying to tackle is that it’s front loaded with imagery and metaphor and completely lacking in sense, reason, symmetry, motion, conveying information. i agree that plenty of writing can sound good and feel good to read when it’s all metaphor and visceral images but it needs to have a baseline that can carry it through or else the tail wags the dog and it’s all cool “quotable” lines and no substance, nothing to read between the lines, no character

I can’t stop saying “what are we dOing? What’s GoingOn?” in the voice of jeremy culhane as tucker carlson

i think every publisher should have to institute a ban on books that fail what i’m calling the “little life” and “what else?” tests

With the confirmation that King Gus is gay, we now have another contender for the funniest possible Julien Davinos political marriage candidate.