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Lily Evans Do You Love Me?!
First year
James: *stands up on the table* LILY EVENS!
*Everyone looks to see what he's yelling about.
Lily: Oh god.
James: I HEREBY DECLARE THAT BY OUR SEVENTH YEAR I WILL MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH ME.
Lily: *covering face* Stop you're embarrassing me.
James: OTHERWISE I WILL DIE OF SHAME RIGHT HERE IN THE GREAT HALL!
Lily: I already did that.
Mcgonagall: JAMES POTTER GET OFF THE TABLE!
Second year
James: LILY EVANS! *climbs onto the table during lunch*
Lily: Potter don't you dare!
James: IT HAS BEEN A FULL YEAR AND I AM ASKING YOU NOW. ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME YET?
*everyone looks at Lily snickering*
Lily: NO YOU BUMBLING IDIOT!
James: I REPEAT YOU WILL LOVE ME BY OUR SEVENTH YEAR!
Lily: Let's go to the library Severus.
Severus: Um, okay.
James: YOU'LL SEE. WATCH SEVERUS I WILL STEAL HER FROM YOU!
McGonagall: Potter, please would you descend from the table.
Third year
James: *kicks a glass into Remus' lap* PEOPLE OF HOGWARTS. I STAND BEFORE YOU TODAY-
Lily: Oh lord not again.
James: TO ASK ONCE MORE-
Lily: Remus do something please
Remus: *whispers tugging on James robes* James please-
James: QUIET REMUS. TO ASK ONCE MORE IF YOU, LILY EVANS, LOVE ME YET?
Remus: Please Prongs-
Lily: *standing up from the table* No Potter! I don't! I despise you! You're a bully and an idiot! *she storms out with Severus following closely behind smiling broadly*
Sirius: ...Haha Prongs.
James: Shut up, Padfoot.
McGonagall: Detention Mr.Potter.
Year four
James: *approaches Lily, bows deeply then proceeds to get onto the table and stand in her potatoes*
Lily: *glares at him* Must you really?
James: ATTENTION TEACHERS AND STUDENTS OF HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY.
Mcgonagall: I'm gonna go ahead and write you a week of detention.
James: I STAND BEFORE YOU TODAY TO ASK YOU ALL TO WITNESS THE MAGNIFICENT TRANSFORMATION IN ME AND LILY EVANS RELATIONSHIP.
Lily: There isn't one.
James: LILY EVANS ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH ME YET?
Sirius: *chanting rhythmically* Say yes, say yes, say yes, say yes.
Lily: No. I am not.
Severus: Come on Lily, we can go study potions. *they leave*
James: She will love me, Wormtail don't look at me like that.
Peter: Okay what ever you say.
Remus: Get off the table, Prongs.
Year Five
Remus: I know what you're thinking.
James: Yep.
Remus: Must you really?
James: Yep.
First year: *to Peter excitedly* What is it what is he going to do?
Peter: You'll see.
Sirius: Prongs you know we only dared you to do it our first year.
James: Yep.
Peter: And you don't have to do it again.
James: Yep.
Remus: *sighs* get it over with.
James: *leaps onto table kicking food everywhere* LILYEVANSDOYOULOVEME?!?!?!
LILY: *doesn't look up from her writing* Nope
James: *climbs down* I have two years.
Lily: Here's your detention slip.
Sixth year
James: Today's the day I can feel it.
Sirius: Is it already?
Remus: ...
James: *disappears under cloak* I'll wait for her to enter the room. *knocks over a goblet as he stands on the table*
Lily: Hello, Remus. Wheres Potter.
Remus: He says he feels something. *Sirius and Peter giggle*
Lily: Oh, so he's sick.
Remus: You could say that. *Sirius and Peter giggle louder*
Lily: Well then. *She sits opposite of Remus and reaches for some food but hits something she can't see*
James: LILY EVANS.
REMUS: *to himself* Perfect timing.
James: *throws cloak off* I MUST KNOW HOW DEEPLY AND TRULY YOU LOVE ME! DON'T BE AFRAID TO ANNOUNCE IT! WE ALL KNOW YOU LOVE ME!
Lily: Your fly is down.
James: ...
Remus: ...
Peter: ...
Sirius: ...
Lily: *stands up and leaves with a piece of toast*
James: WAIT IS THAT A DENIAL OR CONFESSION! EVANS WAIT! YOU SMELL NICE! DOES THAT CHANGE ANYTHING?
McGonagall: Potter...
James: I know, detention.
Seventh year
Remus: Oh Prongs come on.
Sirius: Seems a little ridiculous.
James: It's necessary.
Peter: Here she comes.
Lily: Morning you guys.
James: *Clears throat and steps up onto the table*
Lily: Oh lord *turns and starts to leave*
James: LILY EVANS! OUR FIRST YEAR I DECLARED I WOULD MAKE YOU LOVE ME BY THIS YEAR! IT'S NOW OR NEVER LILY! YOU EITHER ANNOUNCE TO EVERYONE THAT YOU LOVE ME OR I WILL RUN AWAY WITH SIRIUS!
Sirius: I'm down.
Lily: *Looks at James furiously* I- *she looks at the table and climbs up facing him* I'M ALREADY YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU ARROGANT TOERAG! DON'T WORRY PROFESSOR WE WILL BOTH REPORT TO DETENTION LATER.
James: *climbs down* Padfoot, you own me 10 galleons.
I figured out why your name is Lily! Itâs because it has âilyâ in it.
James Potter, in an attempt to flirt (via accio-wingardium)
Marauders sleeping habits?
N I C E okay
Remus can sleep literally ANYWHERE, and sleeps like a fucking brick. Normally has to be shaken awake because he never wakes up to any sort of alarm, no matter how loud. Sleeps curled up in a ball of sheets on most nights, doesnât move too much. The only exception is when it gets closer to the full moon each month, heâs more restless and wakes up at odd hours and either reads, writes, or wanders around a bit until heâs tired enough to fall asleep again. He also doesnât sleep as well during those nights, tosses and turns and usually knocks either his sheets or himself onto the ground at some point. The restlessness of those times just causes him to be even more tired once heâs gotten through them, hence the heavy and frequent sleeping, and itâs a bit of a cycle that heâs gotten used to. The other boys take turns waking him up in the mornings: Peter is the most gentle and talks in a soft voice and smiles, James serenades him horribly until he canât stand it anymore, and Sirius gives him teasing shoves and pokes and sometimes jumps onto his mattress.Â
Peter is a pretty heavy sleeper, as well, and fucking talks in his sleep. Mumbles and laughs and screams and scares the living SHIT out of the other boys. Sits up in his bed and says something and everybody wakes up like ??? you okay dude and then he just crashes down again and heâs out like a light. SNORES. HE SNORES. He doesnât move much in his sleep, sleeps mainly on his stomach with his face smushed into his pillow, sometimes wakes up with his head underneath it. Sleepwalks occasionally, which the boys either find hilarious or terrifying depending on the night. Just a fucking weird ass sleeper, but gets a lot of good rest. Always ends up going to class with toothpaste in the corners of his mouth because he was half asleep while brushing his teeth.Â
Sirius has a hard time sleeping through the night, like he canât turn his thoughts off a lot of the time and has to mentally concentrate on relaxing in order to fall into a deep sleep. But once he does, he generally sleeps rather well. Not a heavy sleeper, wakes up to strange sounds and is mainly the one who hears Peter talking in his sleep and catches him sleepwalking, leads him back to his bed, and then it takes him like an hour to fall back asleep himself. He and Remus are sometimes awake in the middle of the night at the same time and just sort of silently sit together or talk quietly in one of their beds. One of those people who sleeps with their legs all flailed out at odd angles, his arms covering his face or hanging off the side of his bed. Drools on his pillow. Horrible morning breath.
James is the other snorer, though not as bad/loud as Peter, but bad enough that heâs taunted for it and often hit by pillows in his sleep followed by someone whisper-screaming âSHUT UPâ. Heâs a relatively heavy sleeper and is the keeper of the dormâs loudest alarm clock in order to wake up on time, though he usually snoozes it at least twice. James is one of those people who genuinely loves sleep and rest, finds it very important, and checks up on the other boys (especially Remus) to make sure that theyâre doing alright and have gotten enough sleep. Heâs also an annoyingly cheerful morning person and likes to sing badly in the dorm in order to wake the others up.Â
So everyone just kind of assumes that Lily knew about the whole illegal Animagi thing but
What if she didnât like?? In DH she says âJames is feeling a little antsy and Dumbledore still has his Invisibility Cloak so no chance of a little excursionâ (or smth like that" but
Do you realize
He could have just transformed
And wandered around as a stag
But if she didnât know he couldnât have because he would have let the secret lose
And just as easily he could have transformed on Oct. 31 and carried Lily and Harry to safety because stags are a lot stronger and have more endurance??? So??
Iâm 90% sure she didnât have any sort of idea.
Hmmm... It's something to think about...

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me: [thinks about the marauders]
canon: hello naughty children its suffering time
I need a thing where James and Lily going out starts as a speech
And itâs the Halloween Feast in 1977 and Dumbledore is talking but then Lily stands up, and he just smiles and sits down looking at her expectantly. Lily climbs onto the table, pulls out a piece of paper from her pocket. After a few shaky lines she rolls her eyes, crumbles it up, and says âOh fuck itâ
Then she beautifully gives a speech about all the attributes of James Potterâs hair and âcute assâ and everything on his body (at this point heâs redder than her hair) and she ends it by saying, âAnd so I thought âIf I want to ask a Potter out I might as well do it the Potter way by socially killing him, like the 547 times he did the same to me.â James, you are an arrogant toerag, but you are my arrogant toerag so I guess Iâm stuck with you. Do you want to snog sometime?â
The Great Hall is just silentâignoring Dumbledoreâs clappingâand older students are whispering to the younger ones why this is such a monumentous statement. James is frozen. Sirius is cherering. Peter is handing Remus money. Remus is getting fed up with James and shoves him off the bench and starts chanting, âKiss her! Kiss her! Kiss her!â
James stumbles down the table, offers Lily a hand down, and kisses her and mumbles, âYeah, Iâd like to properly snog you sometime as wellâ
And thereâs just a bunch of loud cheering and itâs great
if u donât think james sirius and remus wanted to punch harry in the face for naming his kid severus then youâre wrong
just imagine
you know how deer jump like a mile in the air when theyâre surprised?
imagine lily tapping jamesâ shoulder in the library and he shoots straight up in his chair while madam pince yells at him for disturbing the quiet
someone please draw this omfg
can we talk about remus lupin and lily evans being super awesome best friends?
like discussing books that they have read and creating a book club
and them complaining about their boyfriends like old wives
drinking tea together
snuggles when sirius and james are out being idiots
gossiping about whose dating who and the latest on relationships in their year
like i always hear about lily and james patrolling the halls as head girl and head boy BUT we all know remus was a prefect, can u just imagine lily and remus patrolling together scaring anyone who dares approach them
sarcastic remarks and eyerolls shared between them
talking about all things muggle such as ROCK BANDSÂ
EMERGENCY DANCE PARTIES LATE AT NIGHT
always carrying chocolate for each other when they get frustrated/stressed
staying up in the library studying together
tickle fights
remus giving lily piggy back rides
lily tackling remus when excited
remus leaning his elbow on lilyâs head to annoy her
lily poking remus in the tummy when bored
lily taking extra care of remus during full moons
remus being suuuupppperrr protective of lily like almost as bad as james
just remus and lily staying up late giggling and having inside jokes and being such cute best friendsÂ

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Harry Potter au: Harry is raised by not only his mother and father, but by Remus and Sirius as well. Harry still befriends Ron and Hermione. One Christmas he is over at the Weasleyâs with his whole family. Fred and George are working on uncovering tge secrets of the map while everyone is over. James, Sirius, and Remus all look over and see it. To which all three of them respond âMy map!â The twins jump at the sound of their voices and finally meet their heroes, the Marauders, whose map was the secret to their success in school.
descriptions of the marauders
So lately Iâve seen a bunch of posts going around with headcanons and ideas about the Marauders and Lily (such as height, appearance, personality, etc) based on things we forgot arenât actually canon. Anyway, Iâve compiled an abridged list of descriptions of the Marauders and Lily so that we can all remember whatâs truly canon and what isnât.
James Potter
âThe tall, thin, black-haired man standing next to her put his arm around her. He wore glasses, and his hair was very untidy. It stuck up at the back, just as Harryâs didâ (PS 208).
âJamesâs eyes were hazel, his nose was slightly longer than Harryâs, and there was no scar on his forehead, but they had the same thin face, same mouth, same eyebrows. Jamesâs hair stuck up at the back exactly as Harryâs did, his hands could have been Harryâs, and Harry could tell that when James stood up, they would be within an inch of each otherâs heightsâ (OOTP 641).
âthe tall black-haired man in his glassesâ (DH 343).
Sirius Black
âwhereas Black was a tall, full-grown manâ (POA 340).
âsaid Sirius, standing up. He was rather taller than Snapeâ Â (OOTP 520).
âHe was very good-looking; his dark hair fell into his eyes with a sort of casual elegance neither Jamesâs nor Harryâs could ever have achieved, and a girl sitting behind him was eyeing him hopefully, though he didnât seem to have noticedâ (OOTP 642).
âSirius stared around at the students milling over the grass, looking rather haughty and bored, but very handsomely soâ (OOTP 644).
Remus Lupin
âThough quite young, his light brown hair was flecked with grayâ (POA 74).
âHe paused when he entered, looked around, and said, with a small smile, âI havenât poisoned that chocolate, you knowâŚââ (POA 86).
reminder that Lupin is the one who thought of dressing Snape in Augusta Longbottomâs clothing he knew how to make a joke (POA 135-137)
Peter Pettigrew
âHe was a very short man, hardly taller than Harry and Hermione. His thin, colorless hair was unkempt and there was a large bald patch on topâ (POAÂ 366).
âhis pointed nose and his small, watery eyesâ (POAÂ 366).
âa small, mousy-haired boy with a pointed nose. Wormtail looked anxious; he was chewing his fingernails, staring down at his paper, scuffing the ground with his toes. Every now and then he glanced hopefully at his neighborâs paperâ (OOTP 642).
Lily Evans
âShe had thick, dark red hair that fell to her shoulders and startlingly green almond-shaped eyesâ (OOTP 647). â age 15
âher long dark-red hair falling over her faceâ (DH 343). â age 21
- rachel :)
So idk if you are taking prompts but jily for the blue shell on a date would be rrly funny. Have a chill day
prompt: did you actually just blue shell me on our date you fucker
prompt list here
âSo Evans,â James said, one hand behind his back. âThis has been a pretty great date so far.â She rolled her eyes, a teasing smile growing on her face. âWhat? Donât tell me you didnât like spending an hour at Zonkoâs.â
âThat was very nice,â she allowed. âAlthough I did have to keep you from buying their whole supply of Dungbombs.â
âA poor decision on your part, in my view. And,â he continued, âIâd say that Muggle restaurant you introduced me to was top-notch.â
âIâve always had a soft spot for both Muggle and Wizarding Thai.â
âBut you know what would make this date truly perfect?â
âSex?â she suggested mildly. James choked.
âI, uh, didnât realize that was on the table,â he said. âBut, uh⌠since Sirius is due back from work in an hour or soâŚâ His hand emerged from behind his back, holding a plastic case.
Lily stood up straighter. âOh, youâre so on, Potter.â
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The Marauders + Lily and their heights, according to me
Peter: 5'7, but slouches enough to look 5'6.
Remus: 6'1. The tall one in the group. Towers over all of them.
Sirius: 5'5. Insists he's 5'7, because he HAS to be taller than Pete, but everyone knows that that's BS.
James: 5'9. He likes to use Sirius as an arm rest. Sirius complains about it, but secretly enjoys it (because it's like a having a brother who loves him).
Lily: 5'3. She's shorter than Sirius, which makes him extraordinarily happy.
Severus: This isnât over, Potter.
James: Hey, anytime, mate. That one black eye looks a little lonely.

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the president of nigeria is about to fuck boko haram up and cut his own salary in half and criminalized female genital mutilation
the president of guinea built/is building infrastructure and school and wells all over the country and is decreasing youth unemployment exponentially
the president of cote dâivoire made school mandatory of children ages 6-16 and banned plastic bags while also building ultra modern trasportation infrastructure
the future is for real in africaÂ
I think this should have a hell of a lot more notes on it than it does. This is what good news looks like folk, and the continent of Africa surely deserves a shed load of it.
Yesterday my mom, my 5 year old nephew and i were hanging out, and my mom kept constantly using female pronouns and calling me by my birth-name.Â
finally my nephew interrupted her to say, âHe wants to be called Ben. Heâs a boy now. You canât call him a girl if heâs a boy.âÂ
and right after that, she started using my pronouns and name correctly. i guess it kind of hits you hard when a 5 year old child calls you out, cause anytime iâd try to correct her sheâd keep making the excuse, âItâs hard, Iâm trying.âÂ
i am so proud of my nephew, i shit you not.
YES! on the fourth of July, my 8 year old cousin followed me around and everytime someone called me by my birth name, she whispered âBenâ behind me.
When I went home for my birthday this past week, my parents were using the right name/calling me Ben but using the wrong pronouns. When I gently reminded them of my pronouns, my step dad was incredibly defensive and yelled at me and said not to bring it up. The next day, (my actual birthday), I was alone with my 14 year old brother. I told him I was bummed, told him the story and asked if he wouldnât mind trying to use the correct pronouns around our family to lead by example/encourage them. He was like yeah no problem dude! Layer that night, my mom used the wrong pronouns and my brother responded with âyeah, I think he would like that.â And looked at me and smiled and my mom responded using the correct pronouns.
This trickle down education bullshit clearly does not work. Younger kids are so eager to understand and accept things, and it makes so much more sense for kids to be taught and go on to educate their parents.