this ends when I grant them my forgiveness

children are annoying but you have to forgive them. like they just got here

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

and i do think that humans in general arent really made to be constrained to romance and monogamy in the way its enforced and understood now and i do think a lot of people only feel like they really need it because its whats expected and normal. But i say that and people get mad at me so

like im not gonna claim to be an expert on psychology or whatever the fuck but like. the idea of only having ONE extra special all important person who must meet all your needs perfectly and who cannot be substituted for anybody else and who everyone else in your life must be lesser than in your eyes is insane

IDrank abunch now im ready to party! Anyone gay

the thing is that it really IS one thing after another fucking situations circumstances miscommunications and politics and gender roles and youre not sure and 'i dont know'

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

well what if i want to bite the hand that feeds me but fondly. gently. what then

maybe i want to sink my teeth in. Lovingly

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

is that a gun to the back of my head or are you just happy to see the back of my head?

theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well

when i die they'll remember me fondly because i never bothered anyone with anything. not even once 😁 #myisolation