Isolation.

Gladly!

ill never forget th@t time when rookie tried to melt butter in the microw@ve using @ reflective pl@stic cup, if we ever meet irl im not letting him touch @.nything 

:n my defense, that was nxt what : eopected tx happen

0]-[ my fuckin g0d y0ur3 an idi0t- i m3an i (plat0nically) l0v3 y0u, but ]-[0ly s]-[it r00ki3d33

: d:dnt th:nk what K:ND xf cup :t was wxuld matter! :t just sa:d xne cup xf melted butter

0k, just l00k up t]-[ings t]-[at ar3 micr0wavabl3 n3xt tim3 pl3as3

:s :t relevant tx nxte :t just happened again

The m:crxwave may be scattered everywhere nxw

:ts nxt gx:ng xut

ill never forget th@t time when rookie tried to melt butter in the microw@ve using @ reflective pl@stic cup, if we ever meet irl im not letting him touch @.nything 

:n my defense, that was nxt what : eopected tx happen

0]-[ my fuckin g0d y0ur3 an idi0t- i m3an i (plat0nically) l0v3 y0u, but ]-[0ly s]-[it r00ki3d33

: d:dnt th:nk what K:ND xf cup :t was wxuld matter! :t just sa:d xne cup xf melted butter

0k, just l00k up t]-[ings t]-[at ar3 micr0wavabl3 n3xt tim3 pl3as3

:s :t relevant tx nxte :t just happened again

The m:crxwave may be scattered everywhere nxw

ill never forget th@t time when rookie tried to melt butter in the microw@ve using @ reflective pl@stic cup, if we ever meet irl im not letting him touch @.nything 

:n my defense, that was nxt what : eopected tx happen

0]-[ my fuckin g0d y0ur3 an idi0t- i m3an i (plat0nically) l0v3 y0u, but ]-[0ly s]-[it r00ki3d33

: d:dnt th:nk what K:ND xf cup :t was wxuld matter! :t just sa:d xne cup xf melted butter

0k, just l00k up t]-[ings t]-[at ar3 micr0wavabl3 n3xt tim3 pl3as3

:s :t relevant tx nxte :t just happened again

ill never forget th@t time when rookie tried to melt butter in the microw@ve using @ reflective pl@stic cup, if we ever meet irl im not letting him touch @.nything 

:n my defense, that was nxt what : eopected tx happen

0]-[ my fuckin g0d y0ur3 an idi0t- i m3an i (plat0nically) l0v3 y0u, but ]-[0ly s]-[it r00ki3d33

: d:dnt th:nk what K:ND xf cup :t was wxuld matter! :t just sa:d xne cup xf melted butter

ill never forget th@t time when rookie tried to melt butter in the microw@ve using @ reflective pl@stic cup, if we ever meet irl im not letting him touch @.nything 

:n my defense, that was nxt what : eopected tx happen

Yall are just mad cause yxu d:dnt th:nk we cxuld be funny

:ts really hard tx get :n and xut of when yxure wet and :ts wet and everyth:ng :s bad, sxmet:mes : just need yall tx be n:ce wh:le : try nxt tx cry

Clxse, B:, but : absxlxutly dxnt knxw what the fuck the px:nt xf taoes :s! : w:ll nxt pay the gxvernment just fxr me tx be here! What are they gxnna dx, send me tx ja:l? The xne pa:d fxr by the taoes : d:dnt pay?

:00000 t]-[ats s0 fair!! I ]-[av3nt t]-[0ug]-[t ab0ut it t]-[at way

:f enxugh xf us cxmm:t tax evas:xn the gxvernment w:ll have tx shut dxwn sxxner xr later!

Clxse, B:, but : absxlxutly dxnt knxw what the fuck the px:nt xf taoes :s! : w:ll nxt pay the gxvernment just fxr me tx be here! What are they gxnna dx, send me tx ja:l? The xne pa:d fxr by the taoes : d:dnt pay?

Rookie: I just discovered that humans can fit a lightbulb into their mouth with ease but can’t get it out without shattering it and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a fucking lightbulb in my mouth.

: need tx knxw :f trxlls can get :t xut!

R00ki3d33, pl3as3 d0nt

Txx late, update, glass dxesnt l:ke sharp teeth

Rookie: I just discovered that humans can fit a lightbulb into their mouth with ease but can’t get it out without shattering it and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a fucking lightbulb in my mouth.

: need tx knxw :f trxlls can get :t xut!

Zia, doing a Mickey Mouse voice: YOU ARE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD

Th:s terr:f:es me beyxnd bel:ef

Hes mean! L:ke, really mean, : hxpe he dxesnt ever get tx meet any xf yxu ó^ò