Sburb Shitposting

Zia, scoffing: Rookiedee, I'm a rebel veteran that's been hardened from years of resistance against the empire AND a reality destroyer.

Rookie, Crista, & Karius:

Zia: ...What if you went back, fixed the problem, then traveled to a past version of you and told them to do the same thing?

Zia: That way when you finally get the chance to time travel, you'll know to go back and do what you did before, even if you don't know why because the future is now peaceful.

Zia: Sword of a lot.

Nailah: Blocked.

Crista: Are you stealing them?

Zia: New or used?

Sevlaz: Have who?

Kidnapper: Zia and Rookie.

Sevlaz: Oh.

Kidnapper: Oh?

Sevlaz: You don’t have them, they have you.

Nailah: Can you look upstairs?

Rookie:

Karius: apologize to the body...

Pyaria: clean the blood.

Crista: tamper with the evidence and frame someone else.

Nailah: laugh

Zia: woodchipper.

Rookie: come again?

Sevlaz: ? And that is?

Zia: At the end of this year, we are not screaming “Happy New Year!” we’re screaming “JUMANJI!” to get out of this hell hole.

Sevlaz:

Zia: I love you.

Crista: that's sweet, but try again.