were workin on it

ill never forget th@t time when rookie tried to melt butter in the microw@ve using @ reflective pl@stic cup, if we ever meet irl im not letting him touch @.nything 

:n my defense, that was nxt what : eopected tx happen

0]-[ my fuckin g0d y0ur3 an idi0t- i m3an i (plat0nically) l0v3 y0u, but ]-[0ly s]-[it r00ki3d33

: d:dnt th:nk what K:ND xf cup :t was wxuld matter! :t just sa:d xne cup xf melted butter

0k, just l00k up t]-[ings t]-[at ar3 micr0wavabl3 n3xt tim3 pl3as3

:s :t relevant tx nxte :t just happened again

The m:crxwave may be scattered everywhere nxw

:ts nxt gx:ng xut

ill never forget th@t time when rookie tried to melt butter in the microw@ve using @ reflective pl@stic cup, if we ever meet irl im not letting him touch @.nything 

:n my defense, that was nxt what : eopected tx happen

0]-[ my fuckin g0d y0ur3 an idi0t- i m3an i (plat0nically) l0v3 y0u, but ]-[0ly s]-[it r00ki3d33

: d:dnt th:nk what K:ND xf cup :t was wxuld matter! :t just sa:d xne cup xf melted butter

0k, just l00k up t]-[ings t]-[at ar3 micr0wavabl3 n3xt tim3 pl3as3

:s :t relevant tx nxte :t just happened again

The m:crxwave may be scattered everywhere nxw

ill never forget th@t time when rookie tried to melt butter in the microw@ve using @ reflective pl@stic cup, if we ever meet irl im not letting him touch @.nything 

:n my defense, that was nxt what : eopected tx happen

0]-[ my fuckin g0d y0ur3 an idi0t- i m3an i (plat0nically) l0v3 y0u, but ]-[0ly s]-[it r00ki3d33

: d:dnt th:nk what K:ND xf cup :t was wxuld matter! :t just sa:d xne cup xf melted butter

0k, just l00k up t]-[ings t]-[at ar3 micr0wavabl3 n3xt tim3 pl3as3

:s :t relevant tx nxte :t just happened again

ill never forget th@t time when rookie tried to melt butter in the microw@ve using @ reflective pl@stic cup, if we ever meet irl im not letting him touch @.nything 

:n my defense, that was nxt what : eopected tx happen

0]-[ my fuckin g0d y0ur3 an idi0t- i m3an i (plat0nically) l0v3 y0u, but ]-[0ly s]-[it r00ki3d33

: d:dnt th:nk what K:ND xf cup :t was wxuld matter! :t just sa:d xne cup xf melted butter

0k, just l00k up t]-[ings t]-[at ar3 micr0wavabl3 n3xt tim3 pl3as3

ill never forget th@t time when rookie tried to melt butter in the microw@ve using @ reflective pl@stic cup, if we ever meet irl im not letting him touch @.nything 

:n my defense, that was nxt what : eopected tx happen

0]-[ my fuckin g0d y0ur3 an idi0t- i m3an i (plat0nically) l0v3 y0u, but ]-[0ly s]-[it r00ki3d33

ok but like, id liter@lly die for zi@ im not even kidding

B0ld 0f y0u t0 assum3 i w0uld 3it]-[3r l3t t]-[at ]-[app3n 0r n0t just d0 it first

i love being lied to by my best friends /s

ill never forget th@t time when rookie tried to melt butter in the microw@ve using @ reflective pl@stic cup, if we ever meet irl im not letting him touch @.nything 

Yall are just mad cause yxu d:dnt th:nk we cxuld be funny

0]-[ n0, I t]-[ink its a g00d j0k3, but s0m30n3 3ls3 didn't

I t0tally f0rg0t i put t]-[is 0n t]-[3 qu3u3, but r3m3mb3ring TRU3LY dills my pickl3s

:ts really hard tx get :n and xut of when yxure wet and :ts wet and everyth:ng :s bad, sxmet:mes : just need yall tx be n:ce wh:le : try nxt tx cry

Im pr3tty sur3 iv3 n3v3r b33n n0t nic3 t0 y0u in a d3lib3rat3 way, but if any0n3 is m3an ab0ut it, im bringing 0ut a bat. 0r a sw0rd, i f0und a n3w 0n3 last w33k

Clxse, B:, but : absxlxutly dxnt knxw what the fuck the px:nt xf taoes :s! : w:ll nxt pay the gxvernment just fxr me tx be here! What are they gxnna dx, send me tx ja:l? The xne pa:d fxr by the taoes : d:dnt pay?

:00000 t]-[ats s0 fair!! I ]-[av3nt t]-[0ug]-[t ab0ut it t]-[at way

:f enxugh xf us cxmm:t tax evas:xn the gxvernment w:ll have tx shut dxwn sxxner xr later!

]-[3ll y3s!!!

Clxse, B:, but : absxlxutly dxnt knxw what the fuck the px:nt xf taoes :s! : w:ll nxt pay the gxvernment just fxr me tx be here! What are they gxnna dx, send me tx ja:l? The xne pa:d fxr by the taoes : d:dnt pay?

:00000 t]-[ats s0 fair!! I ]-[av3nt t]-[0ug]-[t ab0ut it t]-[at way

Rookie: I just discovered that humans can fit a lightbulb into their mouth with ease but can’t get it out without shattering it and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a fucking lightbulb in my mouth.

: need tx knxw :f trxlls can get :t xut!

R00ki3d33, pl3as3 d0nt

Zia, doing a Mickey Mouse voice: YOU ARE ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE THE WRATH OF A GOD

Th:s terr:f:es me beyxnd bel:ef

G00d