Asphodel System Hours

wish I had enough radiation to set off a geiger counter but come with no health repercussions

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

everyone say in the tags what their current custom discord status is

nobody ever thinks of me and jerks off because i have a rotten soul

Blood test results are back. 0’s across the board, dry as a bone under the hood, they’re not sure what they’ve got in those vials but it recoils from light and lunges towards living tissue, which is all normal for girls these days.

the best thing a character can be is a system. the second best thing is be heavily implied to be a system

plural system who keeps splitting into more deer alters: I feel like a million bucks

"Who said that" is just the modern day equivalent to saying that you were possessed by a passing demon. Good thing Im actually possessed by a demon though. Who said that.

@funnier-as-a-system

"chat" i say as i talk to myself

@funnier-as-a-system

have we considered vampires feeding and then kissing their prey sloppy style so their little human can taste their own blood on their tongue while all woozy and weak from bloodloss

@generic-internet-name

what’s the point if girls can’t bite? consume? devour?

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark