A Bean for All Seasons

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

why do you guys only like my bad posts

Discord bot that randomly decides on times for users to go puppymode and be incapable of using any words that aren't bark arf or ruff and incapable of sending non-puppy non-heart emojis

it continues to be really fucking weird to talk about the conception of "nonbinary means cis woman lite" as primarily a sleight against CAFAB nonbinary people, without ever even sparing a thought to how fucked it is that transfeminine & other CAMAB nonbinary people are denied any space at all to explore their identities/play around with presentation/try out new pronouns/do anything other than adhere to a very strict and exact performance of womanhood if they don't want to be degendered or misgendered as "genderfuck men" by others in their community, to the point that their obvious epistemological erasure is maintained and reproduced even by those who criticize "cis woman lite" behavior (but only ever because it's Kind of Mean to CAFAB enbies, who presumably make up the only nonbinary demographic worth acknowledging here)