Bodies of Info

one time i was at the vet’s office and i overheard two of the vets making fun of a cat for being named soul eater 

I’m actually glad we don’t live in an RPG world. We really take for granted being able to coexist with most animals. I don’t wanna have to pull out a longsword and beat the shit out of six crabs and two snails while a starfish snipes me with magic bullets every time I go to the beach.

it used to be like that

Soda is just crunchy water

WE JUST SAW PIKACHU IN OSMOSIS JONES???? ??

Osmosis Jones was released in 2001. Ozzy and Drix was released in 2002 and ran for 2 seasons. Pikachurin was discovered in 2008. The animators just threw in a fucking pikachu and got lucky.

Jesus

party idea: as the night goes on, kidz bop versions of songs are mixed in little by little. by the time the party comes to a close, people are too drunk to notice they’ve been dancing to kidz bop for hours

chaotic hilarious

concept: you taking me to an aquarium and watching lovingly as i completely ignore you to look at the jellyfish

twitter is turning into 2013 tumblr

[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…