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I can’t handle this

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT A POTATO

it’s not it’s a dragon egg

y'all are so bad at cooking you open the gates of hell baking a fucking potato

@hellakell

Was that baked in a furnace?

why did you place it on a perfectly good kitchen towel!!!! you fool!!!! the tiny loops in the terry cloth are already singed!!!!!!!

@tiffanarchy’s mom logic is coming out. 

that towel is ruined

That towel is far from ruined. Just throw it in with the laundry. Sure it’ll have a few burn marks but it still works as a towel.

you don’t see the gaping hole the potato burned into it that I’m just sure is there

a potato cant burn a hole in it because thats a dragon egg.

NO

fuck

The midichlorian is the powerhouse of the Force

cat on bed: [sneezes] cat on floor: [jumps in surprise]