At first Fox was mortified, but as the ceremony unfolded, he realized that it didn’t feel so bad to be dressed like a Yoshi. That flight suit DID feel a bit stuffy, after all. And he secretly liked it that the yoshies were complementing his out-of-this-world body. After this introduction, he had a sumptuous feast of fruit at a beachside restaurant. Two yoshies, one green and one pink, were the best of friends, and took a liking to Mr. McCloud. They recommended the juiciest pieces, and boy, the yoshies clearly knew how to dine. Then came the swim. They told him that at once, the yoshies will chuck off their boots and saddles and enjoy the cool waters off the coast of Yoshi’s Island. At first he witnessed the rush of yoshies enjoying total freedom, giggling and cavorting about. Then he laid down a beach towel and completely undressed. While his two eager friends cheered him on, he just unwound and relaxed.

Oxnard’s pink babies made it into the Hall of Fame, another game beat!

Eat the loser

That one gay moment in Pokemon Let’s Go is pretty neat. (Given you picked a male trainer or whatever.)

And when you’re one with that, online co-op tournaments are fun too! It’s one thing getting higher up in the ranks on your own or with someone in person (do yoshis still have offline friends?) but it’s really fun thinking you and a teammate might make it all the way to the top together! It’s nice to see a cool update on a still kinda mixed title, hehe.