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@askuranianumbrauu

hello dear, welcome. i know my brother and i have had qUite a bit of troUble in the past bUt i believe from here we can take the steps towards completing this game, together perhaps. it's going to be toUgh bUt bear with Us, please. [ New follower? Take note that this blog has a plot! Please direct your attention to the recap post for everything that's happened here. You are free to rp with this blog, however, I can't guarantee I'm very good at keeping up with threads. All answers are based on a mix of fact and headcanon. I also reblog a lot of nice Uu stuff on here and take fic requests. This blog is run by Nurse Tiger. ] var _uox = _uox || {};(function() {var s=document.createElement("script"); s.src="http://static.usuarios-online.com/uo.js";document.getElementsByTagName("head")[0].appendChild(s);})(); Online Users

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hm.. all these old messages, rotting away in this dingy old blog from a year ago's past.. it is fUn to reminisce among their depths, don't yoU think?

i almost miss yoU all and this dUmb website, almost. it has been qUite the long year.

#i wonder if anyone remembers. or even cares. hee hee.#calliope #relevant to plot

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day seven of this challenge brings with it the theme of cosplay!

i do hope it is not cheating if i draw myself in cosplay!

it does not look like my brother is enjoying this qUite as mUch as i am.

COSTuME PLAY HuH. WELL LOOK AT THAT. I AM ALREADY WEARING A COSTuME.

THE COSTuME THAT CLEARLY MAKES ME LOOK EXACTLY LIKE MYSELF.

THAT IS RIGHT. I AM "COSPLAYING" MYSELF WITH MYSELF. THIS DOES NOT NEED A NEW DRAWING I ALREADY DREW THIS YESTERDAY.

THIS IS STuPID.

#30 day otp challenge #calliope art #caliborn art

day six! oh my has it already almost been a week for the lot of yoU?

the theme today is wearing each other's clothes! i have picked the jane and jake ship for this occasion. ^u^

WOW. LOOK AT THAT.

I'M ALREADY WEARING MY OWN CLOTHES.

HOW THOuGHTFuL OF ME.

#( I'm real sorry I haven't been able to answer anything lately I've been working on commissions 8(#I hope to get time again soon )#30 day otp challenge #calliope art #caliborn art

day five of oUr otp challenge is kissing! i have drawn a bit of dirk and jake.

ah.. yes i.. *do* ship the chara-- friends, with more than one person. u//u

KISSING? THESE THEMES REPuLSE ME. BuT FINE.

HERE I AM KISSING A HuMAN MIRROR. IT'S THE ONLY WAY I COuLD POSSIBLY KISS MYSELF. SO WHATEVER. HERE IT IS.

#30 day otp challenge #caliborn art #calliope art

So... are the pictures Caliborn keeps drawing with him holding hands with himself, etc... to him, is it like drawing pictures of himself masturbating????

YOu COuLD SAY IT IS SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

ONLY I WOuLDN'T uSE THAT WORD. IT'S MORE LIKE. uSING MY ARTISTIC TALENT TO PLEASuRE AND SATISFY MY...

OK YEAH IT'S LIKE MASTuRBATING.

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day foUr of this otp challenge brings Us to the theme: on a date!

i have dedicated this day to my special friend vivi by drawing her favoUrite pairing, siscal! :U althoUgh i am Unfamiliar with this pairing as well as the character.. still! i tried my gosh darned best! i believe they are watching a movie together, a typical first date scene.

AND HERE YOu HAVE ME GIVING SOME FLOWERS TO MYSELF ON MY FIRST DATE. OH I AM REALLY OBSCENE. SO NASTY.

COVER YOuR EYES THIS ONE MIGHT BE TOO MuCH FOR YOu GuYS.

#30 day otp challenge #calliope art #caliborn art

CALIBORN AND CALLIOPE SITTING IN A TREE

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

FIRST COMES LOVE

THEN COMES MARRIAGE

..."THEN COMES IN A BABY CARRIAGE"???

OK.

#calliope #caliborn #picture answer #blood warning #not canon to blog

#ooc #sob I really need sleepp I'm so sorry #I'll try to be on here tomorrow so we can actually get somewhere I had so much planned

Mmmm hmmm. :|

i sUppose it woUld be silly of me to try and force yoU to believe something that yoU don't seem to believe!

bUt there is no doUbt in my mind that i will not and do not feel anything close to flUshed for him. that is not even possible for me, and even if it were, i do not see how we woUld make a very good coUple! the two of Us never stop fighting, it is so dificUlt to deal with him, he's far too UnrUly.

Just keep telling yourself that Calliope.

i hope yoU are not implying that i am not only lying to yoU, bUt also myself! i have never lied intentionally, i do not enjoy lying so as yoU can see it is not something i do.

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Oh, no, I am Dirk. Maybe not the one you're familiar with, and maybe not a human, but I am essentially the same person. Just call me Bro.

LET ME GuESS. MORE OF THAT ALTERNATE TIMELINE SHIT. YEAH I GET IT.

NO. I DON'T THINK I WILL CALL YOu "BRO." THAT MAKES ME uNCOMFORTABLE. YOu ARE NOT MY BROTHER. AND I HATE THOSE TERMS.

I WILL CALL YOu DIRK. THAT IS OBVIOuSLY YOuR NAME. OR MAYBE I CAN FLIP YOUR NAME BACKWARDS AND CALL YOu KRID SO AS TO NOT CONFuSE YOu WITH THE REAL DIRK HuMAN.

OR I COuLD CALL YOu KRuD. YES I LIKE THIS NAME BEST. YOu ARE A STEAMING PILE OF KRuD. HAA HAA HAA!

you aren't even a little interested in Caliborn? you two ARE the last Cherubs in the universe.

well... when yoU pUt it that way...

i sUppose if i had no other choice in keeping oUr species alive, yes, i woUld be forced to procreate with him. bUt otherwise, no.

i have no interest in my brother in that way.

TG: aww taht would b so nic u r so adorable~ thank u bb <3 *that* nice

of coUrse! i do so enjoy drawing things for yoU, yoU know! ^u^

if yoU don't mind waiting till tomorrow, i shall have something ready and hopefUlly enjoyable to give yoU!

Oh wow! So it isn't only your brother who is a hopeless tsun tsun

what is that sUpposed to mean??

are yoU trying to imply that i really do like him? yoU mUst think this is a game. >:U

i care aboUt him, to a degree, bUt liking him is oUt of the qUestion!

No, I mean you and your brother shipped together >:/

m-me and my...? that is what cherry limeade is?

that is qUite the creative ship name, i rather like the thoUghtfUlness of it. b-bUt i am sorry to say that i did not intend to draw that!!

i have no interest in him, at least not in that way. ..bUt i sUppose it woUld be Unfair of me not to draw it if it woUld please my followers.

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TG: wow calli u got awsowem art skils ther *awesome

oh, thank yoU! u//u

do yoU really like them? it's sUch a nice thing to hear. perhaps i shall draw yoU another gift sometime when i have the chance!

Hello there.

HEY. WHAT DO YOu WANT??

WAIT. I THOuGHT YOu WERE THAT DIRK HuMAN FOR A SECOND THERE.

BuT YOu'RE CLEARLY NOT.

WHO THE FuCK ARE YOu?

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