Ask the Hammertime multiverse
Remember back in the golden days when there were in-character ask blogs?
Yeah, this is that.
This blog is for specific timelines featuring, you guessed it, Hammertime (aka johndave, junedave, etc)
For every version of Dave Strider that exists, even if it isn't under the same name, there is a John Egbert.
In every timeline, they meet.
Not all of those end happily.
Current timelines or alternate universes that have access to this blog and can answer your questions (that's right, you, the reader of this post) include the following:
In a world where supernatural creatures exist, there is going to be hunters of some kind. Here, we follow the story of human John Egbert and his 'best bro', recently turned vampire Dave Strider. He and Dirk 'survive' a murder attempt and are trying to live their not-lIves the best they can. A chance meeting at a Halloween party may just be the thing that can respark a believed-to-be-dead friendship (if not more). (Available characters to ask are John Egbert, Dave Strider, Dirk Strider, Dad Egbert, Jake English, and Bro Strider)
When Danny Fenton opened the portal to the Ghost Zone, he wasn't expecting to live through it- much less to come back out with a whole other person in tow. John Egbert is stuck in a world that is vastly different from his own, but with people who are eerily similar to the friends he’s left behind. Danny, meanwhile, is trying to figure out who the fuck Dave is, and how exactly to help this John guy out. (Available characters to ask are John Egbert, Danny Phantom)
College is rough. Struggling art major Dave Strider has left a shitty home behind and is now rooming with what may actually be the hottest woman ever, who also happens to be his best friend. June Egbert is one of the best things to happen to Dave, and as long as he keeps his shit under wraps, it’ll be fine. One question though- what the fuck is a business degree? (Available characters to ask are June Egbert and Dave Strider)
Post-game, things are… weird. It’s hard enough trying to adjust to life outside of what felt like a warzone after who knows how long, now guardians are reappearing. Great for those with a healthy family! Less great for anyone who knows what one Bro Strider is capable of. (Available characters to ask are John Egbert, Dave Strider, “Dirk Strider”, Bro Strider, Alpha Dave, Dad Egbert, Rose Lalonde, Alpha Rose, ‘human’ Lil Cal, Jake English, Davepetasprite, Tavros, and ARquiusprite)
