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@ the rest of the world, get on istanbulâs level with respect to catsÂ
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gomez and morticia addams are the only straight rich couple i trust everyone else is on thin fucking ice
I defy you to prove to me that either one is straight.
there aint a human on this earth that gomez wouldnât think about fucking and involuntarily yell âEXTRAORDINARY! absolutely singular!â after. Heâs just hear to party.
and you know morticia didnât have a lesbian college experience she had THE GIRL ON GIRL TOUR OF THE CENTURY just to ruin some sororities.
[PLEASE KEEP ANONYMOUS BC I DONâT WANT TO BE FIRED]
Iâm a bra fitter in the UK. Wonât name the store, but itâs one thatâs internationally popular so occasionally we get people from abroad coming in to bulk-buy English bras because they fit better and are cheaper.
A few months ago a German woman, who didnât speak any English, came in for a fitting with her two daughters to translate for her. What she didnât know was that I speak near-fluent German because I used to work in Bochum as a primary school teacher.
I fitted her for an hour (she wanted a LOT) and she slagged me off the whole time - âshe doesnât know what sheâs doing / sheâs so youngâ have they given me an intern? I want a professional / I wonât take fashion advice from a girl that heavy / sheâs not using european sizing, is she stupidâ - and her daughters translated VERY favourably, both of them clearly quite uncomfortable with the situation.
I put on a brave face for the whole thing, pretending not to notice, and then as I was putting in her customer info (we keep a record of all our customers) one of the daughters complimented me for pronouncing their surname correctly.
I said thanks, and casually dropped into conversation - in perfect German - that I used to live in Germany and spoke the language.
Watching all the colour drain from that womanâs face as she realised what just happened, and seeing her two daughters quietly lose their collective shit behind her, was pretty glorious. Almost made it worth it.

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lmfao sports literally just b like. put it in the hole
bottoms b like that too
câmon sweetheart my flesh is thawing, get over here and
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i canât believe he just single-handedly ended homophobia

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âRussia is Europeanâ âNo, Russia is in Asiaâ
Have you considered: there is literally nothing justifying Europe and Asia being two different continents in the first placeÂ
Youâre right, I forgot that we arranged our continents by mountain ranges, I had to look at my world map again
did you make this just to be petty
Everything I have ever done has had being petty as the goal
Every horse movie
Sarah aynn: âno one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where thereâs not even cute boysâ *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: âthis right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t itâs yoires if not itâs goin back to the horse factoryâ Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* âsee girl? You and me arenât so different after allâ Old man wonka: âwhy I donât believe it she done tamed olâ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farmâ *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: âyoung lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse showâ Staryah: âno Mom pleaseâ *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: âfucjkfidnb maybe thatâs a good horse after allâ
i lose my shit at this post every time
Chicago Tribune, Illinois, April 8, 1944
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