The Absolute Best(tm)

“They make good pillows to rest my head on.. Or other.. Activities.”

“The answer to the best boy and best girl questions is obvious. It’s me. I’m the best at everything.”

“This still stands. Your arguments are dumb. For the answer is me.”

“Lookin great bro.”

Angle was about to respond before Talon hit his back knocking the wind out of him with a squeak. A light gold tinge crept onto his cheeks, “A-ah um….I’m fine with my sexuality Talon.” he trailed off that gold coloration getting darker, “I-I don’t swallow like….t-that though….gag reflexes suck. Sometimes I cough and make a mess.”

“Sure you do honey. Bet you gargle that stuff like I gargle mouth wash when I wanna get a buzz going.... Still don’t have a problem. That was a dare one time, and since then I just wanna keep on drinking it.” He said as he pat Angel on the head.

Varus has no idea how to respond to this so he just watches the manchild with a raised eyebrow and crossed arms.

Talon proceeds to pull out a beer from nowhere and opens the top with his teeth as he proceeds to chug down the drink with ease. Belching he would begin to sing more of his song. “I’m number one and I won’t ever forget it.” he burps and then chuckles. “Can’t keep a good man down druggie. You can’t keep a good man down..”

“I-Isn’t alcohol worse than drugs?” He asks a bit confused

“Naw. You see Angel! Alcohol is the drug for winners. Winners drink alcohol. LOSERS! LOSERS SMOKE WEED and.. All that other lame shit.” Throws bottle onto the ground and breaks it. Only to pull out a second one. “Want one?”

He blinks those long ears of his lowering as he shakes his head, “I don’t drink sorry. Er, I mean. I don’t drink alcohol…..I drink other things like water….and…uh…other things.”

“Ah like semen. Gotcha gay boy.” Talon shrugs and literally rips open the cap with his teeth and chugs down the second bottle, before he throws it to the side and grabs a third. “I don’t got a problem. It’s only a problem when I run out.” He said before Angel could say he had a problem.

“I wasn’t going to say it, even though I was thinking it. It’s kind of rude to do that y’know.” he smiles sweetly what a pure lad, “You shouldn’t throw the bottles though, someone could get hurt if you don’t clean up the glass.”

“Kinda rude to point out you’re gay? What you are! What’s wrong with being gay? Being gay is great. Own it dude.” Slaps his back hard. Though he thinks it won’t hurt Angel. “I’m pretty much bisexual myself. I get fucked and I fuck. So ain’t nothing wrong with gobbling down jizz like it’s a blood rush workout powder.”

“I-Isn’t alcohol worse than drugs?” He asks a bit confused

“Naw. You see Angel! Alcohol is the drug for winners. Winners drink alcohol. LOSERS! LOSERS SMOKE WEED and.. All that other lame shit.” Throws bottle onto the ground and breaks it. Only to pull out a second one. “Want one?”

He blinks those long ears of his lowering as he shakes his head, “I don’t drink sorry. Er, I mean. I don’t drink alcohol…..I drink other things like water….and…uh…other things.”

“Ah like semen. Gotcha gay boy.” Talon shrugs and literally rips open the cap with his teeth and chugs down the second bottle, before he throws it to the side and grabs a third. “I don’t got a problem. It’s only a problem when I run out.” He said before Angel could say he had a problem.

“I-Isn’t alcohol worse than drugs?” He asks a bit confused

“Naw. You see Angel! Alcohol is the drug for winners. Winners drink alcohol. LOSERS! LOSERS SMOKE WEED and.. All that other lame shit.” Throws bottle onto the ground and breaks it. Only to pull out a second one. “Want one?”