DERPY MUFFINS !

Pop! "Hic, anyway... Good job! Now I can like. Take the foal and huh, don't know, put it in a blender on the max setting, yay!", the largely unburdened Defilicus mumbled rather successfully from behind her glued together, now bright pink teeth.

"Mamma!" -Da foals first words yay!

Having had a tad to drink, she figured it was a great idea to pop in. "It's your turn to raise a foal, here have this one. *Hic*", she'd blurb out between sips, before leaving the mentioned foal in a bundle before either one of them and just up and disappearing right after. Job done.

PURPLE PONY.

"Mmh, I feel like I should remember you. Ahh, there we go. Rather rare, mmhm~ You're the one head over hooves for poor little me, oh woe is you. Here, have a pleasant memory to sate that hunger for now.", she hummed as she ripped open the connection between them and placed a little smooch on their cheek. Just like that she went back to whatever it was she was supposed to do today, weary, yet amused.

"I'm free this valentine. I suppose it doesn't interest you."

"You want a pact. You're infatuated with me... As much as one can be. Fine so be it. I tire of charades. You want me? Is that it? A broken goddess... Swallow me whole for all I care. It would be a favor, believe it or not. Treat a lady to a dinner at the very least first, some decency, or a fragment of it anyway. I can look into your eyes all night long, gaze deep enough and maybe you'll find something worth your wager.", she laughed, licking a mushroom just to reach a depth necessary to sustain the connection.

"Afraid? Aren't you amused? I wish I could be like your grey little distraction. Ha. Ha. Ha. Aren't you "interested"? Aren't you driven to find me out? Hah, fuck me. There's no misery you can inflict me that would even shake me. Just, walk away. There's naught to be had here. Even your grey friend would not wish this oblivion.", she laughed dryly, done with all the mysticism. Truth be told, her misery was beautiful in its own way. However, she was eager to share.