I'M A DOCTOR DAMMIT

Senior ship’s surgeon since ‘66  Multitalented, knows all the tricks  Been almost everywhere in the galaxy  Traveled time and changed history  Has a running feud with a green-blooded man  Takes every opportunity to argue if he can  He’s one of a kind, says what’s on his mind  You might think he’s complaining when you here him saying  He’s a doctor - not an escalator  He’s a doctor - not a bricklayer  He’s a doctor - not a shuttle-conductor  And everybody knows him as Dr McCoy  He’s a doctor - not an engineer  He’s a doctor - and not a magician  He’s a doctor - not a psychiatrist  And you know that I’m talking about Dr McCoy  Doesn’t like transporters at all  Prefers a shuttle if possible  Suffered once from Xenopolycytemia  Married twice, has a daughter, Joanna  Charged with murder of Klingon Chancellor  Managed to escape with a fellow officer  Doesn’t make house calls, had a katra in his head  Cures a rainy day and wakes up the dead  He’s a doctor - not an escalator  He’s a doctor - not a bricklayer  He’s a doctor - not a shuttle-conductor  And everybody knows him as Dr McCoy  He’s a doctor - not an engineer  He’s a doctor - and not a magician  He’s a doctor - not a psychiatrist  And you know that I’m talking about Dr McCoy 

how dar u jim i thot u ded

as prince charming.

Sturr Trughk

WHY DID I DO THIS

body study that got a little out of control