Not an askblog!

on principle opposed to describing art i dislike as ‘masturbatory’ because even though it’s an alluringly contemptuous word to sneer it’s impossible to reconcile with my pro-masturbation stance

it bugs me how many lesbians have issues with trans women. like, we're supposed to love women. what's next, you gonna start hating short people too? fuck off.

AND TRANS GUYS. "ooohhhhh they're betraying womanhood" no, they're men. jfc not everything is a personal attack some people are just guys.

reblog this version too actually

cats are really good at looking at things. very useful

having two cats essentially means you have a bug and rodent triangulation system. if they are both looking somewhere you know for damn sure there is some unauthorised fucking thing there.

sometimes i lock in too hard when writing that it feels like the spirits of the characters are possessing my body.

@funnier-as-a-system

She is in her 30s, pansexual, and shy by way of "used to be bombarded in attention 24/7 and couldn't stand it anymore" but is friendly and still likes attention from her close friends! Her pheromones promote relaxation and good vibes! Her fruit-eggs are delicious and she loves to hand them out!