(Lmao sorry if the writing style changes towards the end of this, this story has been in my drafts for years, and I’ve grown just a little bit, this also commences the first of the three picked! I hope you guys enjoy)
Eden was a very gassy guy, it was one of the first things you learned about him, when you two started dating. He farted constantly, even on your first date, at lunch, you remembered watching him lean over, and blasting a fart that echoed through the restaurant. He died laughing, and you knew he meant it as a warning, but for you, the desperate pig you were, it was what made him your dream man. He found his extreme gassiness and flatulence hilarious, but to you saw his farts as religious. He loved that you were so turned on by his farts. He would always fart around you to see how hard you could get. He your fetish as a game, and you were the overly eager player, willing to be subjected to whatever he wanted. This meant that you’d get farted on constantly. Even in public. And today, was no exception.
You’re both off of work on Saturday’s, and as a result you two made an agreement to try and do one thing together each Saturday. Eden woke you up early, and asked you about brunch. You agreed, tired, but willing. There was a new spot a couple of blocks from where you lived, and he’d been wanting to try it out, so today was the perfect day. You laid in bed allowing yourself to wake up, as he got dressed. You watched him get ready for the day, the way he softly played with his hair, and gently grabbed his clothes, unfolding them, and laying them out. You watched as he struggled to fit his pants over his bubble butt, bouncing to slide his ample ass into the beautifully, form fitting waistband, which you were pretty sure he was doing to show off, but you could never complain, watching his fat jiggle, and fall into place was serene. He put on deodorant, and brushed his teeth, and then came back into the room. Sliding a t-shirt over his head,
“Come on, I don’t want to miss the breakfast menu,” he said. You groaned, and began to crawl out of bed. You followed a similar routine to him, only with less grace.
As you two left your apartment, you followed Eden, holding his hand. He opened the front door, and then abruptly stopped, turning his head to look at you.
“Babe I forgot something,” he said with a concerned expression. Caught off guard by his abruptness you also got concerned.
“What?” You asked quizzically, starting to turn towards the apartment.
“My morning kiss,” he said with a grin now growing on his face.
You felt your hand warm up, realizing that he had guided it to his ass for the sole purpose of this prank.
“Whatever,” you said blushing. Your dick bounced in your pants a little as you leaned in to kiss him.
“Good morning,” he said, pulling away and catching his breath after the somewhat passionate kiss you two shared. You inhaled as deeply as you could, before Eden dragged you away.
You two walked to the brunch spot, which was an easy trek. It really was a convenient location, if the food was good. As you two sat down Eden grabbed your hand, and smiled,
“Thanks for coming.” You smiled back,
“Of course, you’ve been wanting to come since they started building this place,” you reassured.
“I love you,” Eden replied warmly, you started to respond, but a loud vibration echoed from his seat, and you went quiet, feeling your face burn red. You watched as he fanned the air towards you, and laughed.
“Ooh that stinks, just imagine, after this,” he said jokingly. You inhaled as discretely as possible, and Eden laughed at your attempts.
“Oh my god, what is your problem,” you said, embarrassed. And he laughed again amusing himself with the fact that your were obviously uncomfortable. You stood a menu up to cover your face, and then heard another fart, you heard him, and out of desperation blurted,
“Come on dude.” You placed your menu down, and looked at his smiling face.
“Leave some for me,” you said jokingly trying to match his energy, but it just made his goofy smile turn wicked, after that his gassy rampage didn’t interrupt brunch.
The place was good, and the fact that your stomach was gurgling and gassy after eating meant that it had sufficed in providing you a meal for when you got back home. If you were feeling gassy, that means that Eden was about to nuke the apartment. As you two walked back home, albeit slowly, groggy from the uncontrollable way you both stuffed your faces, he kept ripping ass, letting little toots escape his ass. By consequence you spent most of the journey behind him.
When you two made it back to the apartment, you didn’t even give him time to recoup, he was usually the dominant one, but as soon as the front door closed, you grappled him, picking him up, and kissing him. As he wrapped his legs around you he let out a sick fart, that sounded uncomfortably wet, he released his mouth from yours to moan, which then turned to a disgusting burp. The stench was wicked. His burp was potent, a reminder of the meal you had both just consumed, but tainted, in a vile way. Smelling meaty and strong, mixed with the scent of his sick fart made your legs weak. You almost dropped him as your knees buckled by the sheer euphoria you felt. You moaned, and Eden smiled, leaning back in for a kiss, you placed your lips on his, and then you felt his hand on the back of your head.
Edens mouth tensed, as he belched down your throat. The smile made you gag, and you pulled away, almost in a dry-heave. He laughed, and you couldn’t help but moan,
“Fuck!” You nearly ran, with him wrapped around you to the bedroom, bumping into multiple things on your way. You were in such a horny daze, that it didn’t matter. He leaned back in to kiss you as he ripped another fart, you moaned into his mouth, and busted into the bedroom. Before he knew what was happening you slammed his body onto the bed. He seemed disoriented for a second, but you immediately started taking off your clothes, and he followed. He took off his shirt to reveal the little bloated belly he had, and by the time he got to his pants you had already dove in, he was barely able to get his fly down, when you planted your face into his crotch. Getting the memo, he grabbed your head, forcing you deeper, and,
Let out a 4 second fart that smelled so rank, it had the same meaty flavor as his burps, but more refined, and less sickly. You hugged at his jeans, sniffing as the smell faded from the heavy cotton fabric. After you got all you could you pulled away, yanking at his pants to get them off. You sat up on your knees pulling them down, and Eden thrusted the air lifting his ass off the bad so you could get them down. He stayed in this position, which you understood as an invitation. You planted your face under his ass, and he dropped it on you. Farting as he not so graciously slammed his ass on your face. His thin briefs were potent with the stench of his blast, and you could smell the remainder of the past. You moaned into his ass, as he farted again. You received it with your open mouth choking on the rancid air, coughing as a familiar and toxic meaty flavor offended your taste buds,
“Eat it up,” Eden demanded. You wrapped your arms around his stomach, feeling it rumble with your palms, you firmly pressed down, and like a whoopee cushion, all the air rushed out,
BBbBFtrRrRRrrRrrRfFfFfFtTt
A 12 second fart surprised you, as you nearly screamed into his ass from pure ecstasy. You heard him let out a satisfied moan as well. Your nose burnt a little, but you continued hugging his ass, not wanting to miss the heavenly vile scent Eden was producing. You pressed down on his stomach again and,
PPpPlLLlAAAaFfFFffffRrrTtT
A wet sounding fart warmed up your face. This time lasting 6 seconds. He was a ticking time bomb, any second now you’d be on the receiving end of a minute of constant flatulence.
Craving more you pressed on his stomach again, harder, massaging his belly in a circular motion. You felt him tense, and raise off of you. Sliding his briefs down, before slamming on your face, his hole was puckered, he was holding it in, and you continued to massage, you heard him groan, and you moaned in anticipation.
“Fuck, babe, I’m about to blow up your ducking face.” As if on cue a loud gurgle rang through his intestines as gas bubbles down his digestive tract to add more pressure to his puckered hole. You felt his hand over yours, as he pushed down even harder. His insides let out a roar, and then Boom,
BBbBbbRRrRrUuUmMmmpPpPhHhAaaaaaaAAaRRRTttTtTffFFfFfffffff
Eden moaned, almost uncontrollably as 46 seconds worth of pressure and gas flooded out of his hole, and onto your willing face. You came, barely touching yourself, your dick erupted as 46 seconds of the most vile scent filled your nose. 46 seconds of Eden’s nude hole gaping over your nose to release its toxic fumes. 46 seconds of relief and pleasure and dominance for Eden who sat on your face, releasing himself of all the built up gas. You choked. Thrown into a coughing fit as he finished he rolled off of you, jerking off, almost as turned on as you by the monster he ripped.
As you caught your breath, you glared back at him, he looked up at you, and again, in an act of rare dominance you pushed him down, following your lead he laid down. You massaged down to his thighs.
“Flip over,” you stated harshly. Without a word Eden complied. You stared at his ass. Smooth, with slight hair around the hole, and now sweaty from his exertion. Your mouth was practically watering. Without the faintest hint of grace, you dove in, lapping up the sweat around his rim. Biting the mounds of fat in pure list, enticing a wince from Eden. Your tongue entered his hole, and you both moaned almost harmoniously.
“Just fuck me,” he moaned placing his head on a pillow. You mumbled a “no” into his ass, and kept licking, getting high off of the sexual ecstasy you were feeling. You then pulled out to respond.
“I’m not done yet.” And then you resumed. You pulled away once more to stick a finger in. Eden moaned again, and then you stuck a second. With your other hand you placed a third in his hole, and then stretched his hole out, using both hands to broaden the rim. Eden moaned once more, he was getting frustrated. You spit into his hole, and then stood up.
Your dick was rock hard, it was one of the most painful erections you’d ever had. You slapped your dick against his ass cheek, making a satisfying slapping noise, that was warning Eden of the pleasure and pain to come his way. You slid your dick down his crack, and then slowly entered his hole. Eden again moaned, and moved his entire body closer to you, placing you deeper inside of him. Your body tingled at the heavenly sensation, and your knees went week.
“Fuck, babe.” It was so good you wanted to cry. He was now looking back at you with a satisfied grin. You began to slide deeper and with more speed, as his hole had opened to you. As you fucked him you couldn’t help but go fast, you were so horny, weak from sheer bliss, you leaned forward placing your hands on his back, and as your weight was applied, he struck again. A fart vibrated around your dick, and you stood still, feeling it warm up your balls. You took a deep inhale, and then resumed fucking him with a harsh speed. Eden chuckled, and then another fart heated up your penis.
“Don’t stop,” you begged, the feeling of sheer bliss filling you up. You pressed on his back again, and a powerful fart took you out. You couldn’t help but spray deep within his insides with your seed. You nearly collapsed as you came again.
“Fuck, fuck you,” you moaned. Nearly screaming as Eden looked back at you. Knowing he hasn’t cum yet, you got down on your knees, and sucked him off. After he came he fell asleep, and you left the room, letting him rest.
When you walked back into your bedroom Eden was laying ass up in bed. He’d gotten his briefs back on, but the sight of his thin briefs doing a poor job of covering his hole made your cock start to get hard again. Goddamn he was so cute. You slowly crept to the edge of your bed stifling a moan as your dick rubbed against the tight constraints of your own briefs. You ran your fingers up and down his calf as you admired the view of his body in this position. As if it couldn’t get any better you heard a small toot escape his ass. Your dick nearly tore a hole through your underwear, as it throbbed. Although it was a small expulsion. The smell from his little fart quickly flooded your nostrils. It was rank. It smelled of meat and sewage. How could such a beautiful man create such a foul smell. After a couple of deep inhales you couldn’t take it anymore. You needed to get in his ass to soak up every last molecule of gas that he had released, you still weren’t satisfied from earlier. You dove into his ass face first. As your face sank into his taint you grabbed his thighs and greedily sniffed the remnants of his past fart. Getting a quick taste of it from the remaining warmth in his underwear.
Of course this woke him up. Eden groaned at the familiar sensation of your face in his ass.
“Really babe this is the second time today. You’ve stuck your face in my ass. Can’t I catch a break,” he teased. After he said that he then,
He pressed a 5 second fart out of his hole, and directly down your throat. It boomed out of his ass, the dramatic and objectively humorous sound made him start laughing as its vibrations echoed into your mouth. The taste was intense it smelled like a pre-shit fart. He turned around and pushed your head out of his ass. You reluctantly pulled away.
“Ok babe. I’ll fart for you, but I have to take a shit, so tread lightly.” He smirked as he said it knowing that you didn’t care about his warning. This got a chuckle from him, as he opened his legs, and shoved your face in his taint.
“Just cause I’m holding back, doesn’t mean I’ll disappoint.”
“Holy shit,” Toni hollered laughing at the enormous 12 second fart that escaped his ass. It was hot, and you felt it’s warmth move from his ass hole to your face. You looked up at him. He was scrunching his face and grunting.
BBbbRRrrAaaaaLlLpPPaaaaTtT
“What the fuck.” Toni was in a laughing fit. While you were nearly cumming already. He ripped a 21 second long fart. It was shitty and rank. and you inhaled as much as you could. You felt him tense, and then start to move.
“I’m gonna take a shit, because I’m not tryna shart on your cute face,” he said grabbing your face and smushing your cheeks. Keeping a slightly mischievous grin the whole time. As he got out of bed he tea-bagged you. Rubbing his ass across your face. Purposefully dragging himself across you. As he got up he let out a small toot. Desperate, you crawled behind him, as he started walking to the restroom.
“I’ll come with you,” you pleaded. Looking up at him. Eden turned around and looked down at you. A smirk grew on his face, and he said,
“Of course you will you filthy fucking pig.” You felt your face light up, and started to stand, but he put his hand on your shoulder and pushed you back down.
“No, you stay on the floor. I want to know you receive all my gifts as I walk.” After he said this Eden pushed your face into his ass and,
A 6 second fart boomed against your face.
“Now come on babe. I’m not waiting for you.” By the time you came to, you realized he left you behind. You quickly caught up to him keeping your nose a couple inches from his ass the entire time. Every couple of seconds you could hear a squeak or a hiss from Eden’s ass, and you knew you were in for a treat.
He made it to the bathroom and stopped abruptly causing your face to collide with his ass. You felt your nose graze his hole and that’s when he struck. Eden grabbed the back of your head and rubbed deep into his crack.
“Babe I got an itch. Do you think you could get it for me.” After saying this he proceeded to,
“Ah thanks babe.” The 4 second fart was distinctly shittier than any of the other farts that you smelled earlier. He dropped his underwear and sat in the toilet. You instantly dove for his briefs sniffing what ever you could out of them. Smelling the wet spot of your seed, and his sweat, and the slight stains from his balls. After a couple of seconds of silence it sounded like bombs were going off in the toilet bowl. You could hear his stream of piss splashing down, and a loud torrent of farts echoing into the bowl. You were almost jealous of its position until you heard his fat shit plop into it. You looked up at him concentrating and your dick throbbed. He grabbed his dick and dripped it dry. He then looked at you with a devilish grin on his face. You knew what it meant. You lunged at his dick. Ready to serve the man that you were so lucky to have. You tasted a fee droplets of piss on his dick, but it didn’t bother you. You sucked his dick as he plopped another disgusting log into the bowl. Before you knew it. He had blown his load, and was wiping his ass to get off the toilet. You sat back with his cum on your lips, and he laughed at you.
“You know I’ve never got a blumpkin before. I guess I can cross that one off the bucket list.” You both laughed after he said that, and Eden got up to wash his hands.
“Are you sure you still want to keep your nose in there?” He teased going back to bed.
