Ask Party Pie!

The fact he didn’t even think that was a thing..and he’s a fetus lawyer (I can’t not laugh at that)

What the fuck is a fetus lawyer

My new band name

Man the 90’s were weird.

Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it.

the war on drugs has failed.

was i the only one who thought that your head would actually turn into fruit if you ate one because i did and me and a friend got some and we each ate one and then i looked at her and lied and screamed that she looked just like a watermelon and she started crying

You what

Maybe I’m actually super attractive but I just have body dysmorphic disorder

I’M HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING I’M TOO HIGH FOR THIS

UMMM GO AWF LORDE! I DIDN’T KNOW SHE HAD THIS IN HER!

Why this me tho

Tryna pay for college like

We should fear this guy

ohhh no thank youuu I’ll pass on that cliff thing 

did he just go into the water with shoes on?

he just rolled backwards off a cliff and your only question is why he still has his fucking shoes on

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much