Independent RP Blog

This is from the middle of the third season of Senki Zesshou Symphogear (as indicated in the corner at the beginning), a show which is about girls who use the power of song (and mysterious artifacts that effectively turn their bodies into song-powered mechs) to destroy enemies known as Noise. (They also fight each other quite a lot, but let’s move on.) You may have noticed that this show is not even remotely about cooking, so if anyone were actually trying to take cooking advice from this show after watching 2.5 seasons of it, I’d consider that to be their problem.

Less important of a point, but that girl who said that you know Beef Stroganoff from anime and manga? Anyone who’s actually seen Symphogear knows that she constantly likens everything to an anime (or [ironically] insists that they aren’t in an anime), as depicted below. (Underneath the list, because Tumblr won’t let me insert images in the middle of a list.) I affectionately nickname her “anime girl”. Therefore, this isn’t necessarily her being stupid (although certain situations in the show would honestly lead me to question her intelligence), but just her performing her character trope.

Also, as already pointed out, they failed the assignment because, as everyone already helpfully pointed out, they didn’t make the Beef Stroganoff correctly.

We are in the New Browser Wars. This time there’s a helluva lot of money up for grabs, because a lot of it is about running those ads. Monopolies are bad for consumers.

AdNauseam is an adblocker that generates false clicks on the ads it blocks, which costs the corporations that pay for them money.

Privacy Possum messes with the tracking data collected about you, rendering it essentially useless

TrackMeNot generates random search terms across sites, meaning that any data collected about things you actually search is buried in a sea of random bullshit. Makes it very hard for people to figure out what you’re actually doing. You can block terms in the options, which means it won’t search for anything incriminating on your behalf (I think the word bomb is blocked by default)

WhatCampaign replaces tracking analytics used in website code with data that can’t be used to track you. I’m pretty sure it replaces it with “fuck off” by default.

[smalltallchild] like a bottle. Or three, sorry I was told it was four and a third kwonnie said so.

[smalltallchild] ….one isn’t wine, one is whiskey. I think she started with that

[smalltallchild] holy shit is she even alive???? WE ARE DRESSED

[smalltallchild] SHE SAID IT WAS FROM HER STASH THAT SHE NEEDS TO THIN

[smalltallchild] DONT BLAME US.  we were bored. all of us.

So this is a prompt list for show like Blue Bloods, Criminal minds, Law and Order: SVU, Bones, and NCIS.  If you have any questions at all on characters or prompts, anything like that, don’t be afraid to ask. All of these prompts are ones that I know that I will have fun writing. Some of them are a little weird but I went over them and thought there needed to be some fun, sad, and angry prompts. Not all of these are mine.

1. “Is that blood?” “No?” “That’s not a question you’re suppose to answer with another question.”

2. “I just googled what chickens look like without feathers and I am severely uncomfortable.”

3. “Oh no.” “What is it? What happened? Who died?” “I think I just felt an emotion.” “You have got to be kidding me.”

4. “Don’t mind me, I’ll just be in the corner, having another existential crisis.”

5. “Are you even listening?” “Yes, it just takes me a while to process so much stupid all at once.”

6. “How drunk were you last night?” “Well, I still have my pants on, so not that drunk?” “Those aren’t your pants.”

7. “What’s our exit strategy?” “Our what?” “Oh my God, we’re all going to die!”

8. “I’m not a thief. I’m just really good at acquiring thing that aren’t mine.”

9. “You’re not as evil as people think you are.” “No. I’m much worse.”

10. “What’s the word for that infestation of tiny creature over there?” “Those are children. That’s a school.”

11. “Well, this is a nice change of scenery.” “It’s a prison cell.” “I was being sarcastic.”

12. “Oh you think I’m cute when I’m angry? Well, get ready because I’m about to be gorgeous!”

13. “This plan of your is going to get us all killed. Of course I’m in.”

14. “I’d rather be pecked to death by a flock of hummingbirds.”

15. “If someone gets nosy, just… you know… shoot ‘em.” “Shoot ‘em?” “Politely.”

16. “Thank you.” “For what?” “Not being a product of my psychosis.”

17. “…Just to be sure we’re all on the page.” “Page? We’re not even in the same library!”

18. “Remove your hand or I will rip your arm off and beat yo to death with it.”

19. “I have NEVER been so insulted!” “You don’t listen much, do you?”

20. “It’s blood, not nuclear waste. Chill out.”

21. “Lord give me patience or an untraceable hand gun.”

22. “I love you from the bottom of my heart, but I don’t trust your cooking. Stay out of my kitchen.”

23. “How’s the meeting?” “I want to stab everyone.” “Don’t get blood on your dress. We have dinner reservations at seven.” “Love you for enabling me.” “Love you too.”

24. “You look…” “Beautiful, I know. Can we move on?”

25. “You don’t get to pin this break in on me.” “But you were the one who BROKE IN!”

26. “If I go through with this, I die. If I don’t go through with this, we all die.”

27. “I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”

28. “What the hell kind of noise was that?” “I sneezed.” “That was NOT a sneeze.”

29. “You forgot me.” “It was an accident.”

30. “Never trust a survivor until you find out what they did to stay alive.”

31. “Literally everything about this is illegal.”

32. “I’d take a bullet for you, you know that.”

33. “They say I’m a traitor. Maybe I am. All I know is that I did what I had to do.”

34. “We have five people trying to kill us right now, what are we supposed to do?” “Actually, it’s more like eight.” “Oh, sorry I wasn’t specific enough.”

35. “I accept dollars, euros, sterling silver, broken hearts, and secrets.”

36. “I don’t go looking for trouble, but enjoy be friending it.”

37. “Come here.” “Why?” “Just come here.” “No, you’re gonna hit me.”

38. “What happened last night?” “Shall I start with the keg stand or when you tired to start a fight with a guy in a leprechaun costume?” “Oh God, neither.” “Suck it up, because that’s not an option.”

39. “I saved your life!” You pushed me off a building!”

40. “You gotta stop doing that.” “What?” “Saying things that make me wanna kiss you.”

41. “Why do you keep risking your life? To prove a point?” “Yes.”

42. “You sounded  like you thought you were being stabbed in the back, them realized it was just a plastic fork.” “I was jumpy, we almost died!”

43. “Take my hand.” “Why?” “I’m trying to ask you to marry me, so take my damn hand.”

44. “I’m fine.” “You don’t look fine.” “Then stop looking.”

45. “Sometimes memories are the worst form of torture.”

46. “So… I just realized… that I’ve been shot.”

47. “You think I don’t know you. I used to be just like you. Played the game just like you. Hurt people just like you. So don’t think you can play games with me.”

48. “I’m a piece of shit.” “Y/N, you are a hard drinking, short-fused, mess of a woman, but you are not a piece of shit.”

49. “Your business is my business when I have to listen to it.”

50. “I just don’t want to make this their problem. They are good people and have done nothing wrong. They don’t deserve the pain this will bring.”

51. “I’m going to let you in on a little secret. I’m pretty good at knowing when someone is lying to me.”

52. “I can’t let you do this.”

53. “I really don’t me to bother you, but can I stay the night?”

54. “Please don’t give up on this, on us.”

55. “It’s not that I don’t feel the same, it’s that you deserve more than me. You could find someone much, much better.”

56. “I don’t need anything else, just hold me for a little.”

57. “Talk to me, please.”

58. “If you’re not even going to try and help yourself at least let me try.”

59. “You were missing for over sixteen hours, how the hell do you want me to react?”

60. “Can’t I have one good thing in my life?”

61. “For a moment there I thought I lost and it killed me a little.”

62. “You don’t get to take cheap shots at me because you’re hurting.”

63. “This is as brave as I know how to be.”

64. “You will not insult my memory, there will be no revenge. I will die and no one else will suffer.”

65. “I’ll make two cups.”

66. “The minute I stop believing things will get better is the minute I know they won’t.”

67. “I’ve had a lot on my mind lately, and I’m sorry but I think I’m going to need some space for awhile.”

68. “I’m going out for a while.” “How long is awhile?” “I don’t know.”

69. “Was it something I did?’

70. “Where did you learn to do this?”

71. “I’ve got you’re back.”

72. “I’m sorry, sir. But there’s been a shooting.”

73. “She didn’t make it.”

74. “She’s dead! She’s dead and she’s never coming back!”

[captain princess] never show them the weakness, should dress so nicely that they dont notice the hungoverness. 

[captain princess] have dae do your tie.

[captain princess] is this show live, or “live”. Because if this a show that is taped but “ live”, Dani and I will watch the shit out of it.

[smalltallchild] that sounds like a fair punishment, uh when he gets here though just make him work out with my brothers

[smalltallchild] ya know, the one that owns the gym and the other that’s trying to become a ufc fighter

[smalltallchild] seriously though where did he get Ll of them?

quickly catching herself, her slight smile came back “ that makes a lot of sense actually, but no i have a all-access pass. I know the owner  of the club and i work here sometimes. plus i wanted to check something before the show started, the stage manager tonight had no issues as long as i behaved ha”