Morton Koopa Jr.

I can still see you, Morts…

That's because I forgot to close my eyes.

"And just why can’t gay people have children?  Are you being prejudiced?"

"I didn't say anything about adoption.  But answer me this, why are you so certain that I am gay?  Did you ever even ask me?  I could just as easily be bi or even, dare I say it, straight.  Anyway, in my book that is known as being prejudicial."

Mervin looked up to his Dad and said, “Hi Dad! What’s going on? Anything new in general?”

"Wait, just how many mes of me are there?  ...  Oh... Dad?  Am I a dad now?  Or is he?  It's too early for this........."

"And just why can't gay people have children?  Are you being prejudiced?"

((It’s only a side blog, people would have to talk to me or something if they wanted me to post…))

(Aaaaah, I see. WELL WE NEED A MORTON JR AROUND THESE HERE MECHON PARTS, plus if ya want people to talk to Morton Jr, then I’ll gladly get Bowser over there tomorrow and then there’s the promo. I WILL PROMO THIS BLOG UNTIL IT IS DROWNED IN COOKIES!)

"Mmmmmmmm... coookiess..."

((It's only a side blog, people would have to talk to me or something if they wanted me to post...))