Ask Jon Kent And Damian Wayne!

Damian: a thing? No we are humans

Colin: not like that, dami

Damian: what ever. let’s grab some food

Damian: i‘m not pretty! I‘m handsome! Why would u even call me that. No one calls me pretty!

Tim: *eating chips* dick calls u pretty

Damian: *rolling his eyes* he doesn’t count! He calls everyone pretty

Tim: true

Jason: he didn’t call me pretty.

Colin: *bount to a chair* the fuck guys.. if that some kind of kinky game then I don’t wanna play it with u two

Dick: *turning around dramaticly* is it true?

Colin: could u give me an hint.. what are we talking about?

Jason: *slaps him on the cheek* don’t try to play innocent! We know about your dirty fantasies!

Dick: *slaps his other cheek* no!!!! U aren’t allowed to have fantasies about my baby! Forget them rn!

Colin: could u please stop slapping me so we can talk like normal ppl?

Jason: *slaps him again* bold of u to assume that we are normal!

Dick: so what’s going on between u and baby bat? Tell us the true and we might let u go with some broken bones

Colin: I like Damian, I would love to be in relationship with him.. if he wants it too, of course

Dick: he doesn’t want that!

Jason: *slaps him again*

Colin: why?!

Jason: it’s fun

Colin: I know u two are really worried about him but I would never hurt him. I really like Damian..

Dick: ...

Jason: should we slap him again?

Dick: .. ok but if Damian cry’s because of u then I will make sure that u will regret it!

Jason: yeah! I’ve been in jail once.. am not scared to go back

Colin: don’t worry! I will be always there for him, as a friend, a lover or .. idk slap bag

Jason: u are doing an amazing job as a slap bag

Colin: thanks.. I guess

Dick: I’ll be watching u! Always! Just remember that

Colin: Easy. I‘ll just say sixpack and icecream. U don’t know what i mean? Let me show u

Colin: hey dami. I’ve got something for u. Wanna have a lick?

Damian: 😦 hope u are talking about the ice cream

Colin: the what? Oh yeah.. Of course, ice cream

Damian: is it vanilla?

Colin: *eats a big bite of it und kisses Damian, so he can try the ice cream too* u tell me

Jon: *starring at Damian’s pic* [u know the one in the weddingdress]

Damian: I’m no damsel in distress. I don’t need anyone to fight for me or protect me. Also I don’t think there is anyone who wants to marry me.. I’m not the typical omega.

-next door-

Dick: of course we won’t let anyone take our baby! He has to beat us to get him

Jason: yeah like it’s hard to beat u! He has to get past me

Tim: yes but It won’t be anything big. Just something small maybe a dinner with our family and closes friends

Kon: we want it to happen soon.

Damian: of course u want that or Tim won’t be able to fit inside the dress.

Tim: are u evil tiny demon calling me fat?

Damian: what if I am?

Tim: u Little piece of shi-..

Kon: *holds Tim back* no bad words infront of the baby *kisses his cheek*

Tim: *pouting* but he is being mean!

Jon: me in love with him? Do u mean Damian? No. No. No! I’m not it must be something else.. it’s.. it’s just that i don’t trust ginger boy! He isn’t good.. he is up to something I can feel it!

Jason: no shit Sherlock. He wants to get into Damian’s pants! But why does that annoy u so much?

Jon: it doesn’t annoy me and I don’t love him!

Jason: *pulls out his gun and holds it on Jon’s chin* then don’t forget that and act like that.. I don’t care if u are drugged or enchanted! U aren’t allowed to hurt our shrimpy demon baby! Got it?!

Jon: .... got it

Damian: ok... thx?

Colin: *smiles* white is your color. U should wear it more often

Damian: *looks down on himself* i‘m wearing a red shirt and black pants..

Colin: Yeah.. i‘m talking about this *showing his phone wallpaper*

Damian: how did u? Who?! Drake!

Colin: u look so beautiful

Damian: *blushing a little* shut up.. trys to take the phone away

Colin: maybe i‘ll get u to wear this for me one day

Damian: *blush*

Jon: *looking inside from the window* don’t wanna be rude or something but we are on patrol tonight..

Damian: *looks coldly at jon* wait on the roof for me *turns to colin and looks at him with a little blush on his cheeks* idiot *walks away*

Colin: *laughs* i‘ll see u later

-later on patrol-

Jon: he isn’t wrong

Damian: what?

Jon: u do look really good in white

Damian: ..

Jon: why did u wear a weddingdress? Is there something between u and this ginger boy?

Damian: it’s getting late.. *turns to leave*

Jon: *holds him on his arm* is there something?

Damian: *pulls his arm away* why do u care? Want an invitation to my wedding? *leaves*

Kon: i really like that name. How about u, baby?

Tim: i like it too. Percy and Salvador Drake-Kent

Kon: no honey. Percy and Salvador Kent-Drake

Tim: nooooooooo! They are in my tummy so I’ll get to decide!

Kon: i‘ll put them in there so I have a saying in that too

Tim: *covers his tummy* don’t talk like that infront of the baby’s, u pervert!

Kon: laughs! I think we did worse things infront of the baby 😏

Tim: don’t smirk like that, idiot!

Jon: we solved our problems and now we are partners again.. u know fighting crimes and saving ppl. I would say that I like how dependable Damian is

Damian: like would be to much.. I would say that Kent’s optimism is annoying as hell but also makes Victims feel at ease and that makes my work easier.

Jon: are u really going to call me Kent?

Damian: that’s your name

Jon: yes but u call my dad as Kent and Kon too.. wouldn’t it be less confusing if u would call me Jon?

Damian: *laying on the couch* it’s been 5 hours drake.. pick one already!

Tim: i can’t just pick one! It has to be perfect!

Damian: I don’t care! I will freaking leave u alone if u don’t pick one in the next 30 minutes!

Tim: don’t be so grumpy demon. It’s one of the most important days in my life.. so of course I want everything to be perfect!

Damian: perfect would be if we could leave this place and go home..

Tim: i know what will make u feel less bored. Let’s pick a dress for u.

Damian: no thanks

Tim: *already picking a dress for damian* U don’t get to say no, cause it wasn’t a question. Now try it on!

Damian: I don’t wanna

Tim: please?

Damian: no!

Tim: to bad.. and I was about to say that we will leave after u try it on

Damian: u mean it?

Tim: yes

Damian: ... ok.. *takes the dress and walks into the changing room* I hate u.. *walks out*

Tim: wow demon brat, u look amazing!

Damian: *mumbles* shut up

Tim: *takes a pic*

Damian: hey! Why did u take a pic?!

Tim: just because. No reason

Damian: u are a strange person.. anyway let’s go home already *goes into the changing room*

Tim: i‘ll just pay for my dress and we can go *boughts both dresses and sends their pics to the batfamily, Colin and jon*

Dick: *texting: omg my baby looks so beautiful😍 u should have put him into a princess like dress too. It would suit him so well.

Bruce: *texting: how did u get Damian into that dress?

Jason: *texting: he actually looks good...

Colin: *texting: wow! That’s going to be my new wallpaper!

Jon: *starring at his phone*

Jennie: what’s wrong?

Jon: *putting his phone away* nothing.. just my parents.. anyway I missed u

Jennie: i‘ll missed u too