What is "The Gonch"?

((As I am now also running the blog @ogurisuggestions, I will be splitting activity between the two; for now, I’ll be mostly active there. I will absolutely still be on this blog! Just not at the same time as the roleplay account!))

As many Spongebob jokes as may have been made regarding this nickname, it is not pronounced the same. “Gonch” is simply what it looks like, coming from “Goncharov”, but “conch”, while the pronunciation is often disagreed upon, is most usually pronounced “conk”. Now you know, and now you can make both Spongebob jokes and genitalia jokes with it.

Those things don’t even rhyme.

Considering that she would have absolutely no chance with me, it would be more cruel to give her a false sense of hope than to tell it like it is.

And he ensured it would never happen again.

With my appearance and abilities now known by members of both the Agency and Mafia, I would have very little chance of surviving if my location were know to either of them. Not that I really have the motivation to go out anymore, anyway.

He’s the one who made things like top surgery possible for me, and despite liberties he might have taken with surgery, I’m deeply thankful and indebted to him! He’s also helped me with voice training to make my voice a bit deeper than it was!

In the past I may or may not have attempted that. I’m capable of making smaller golems, also possibly including heads and faces, that might be able to at least appear to be consuming food or drink. And it’s not difficult to make them in the image of a person I know. So with Dostoyevsky-sama so often busy... You might be able to already see where this is going.

We did have a bit of a thing going!

T-though he may have relied on me for certain activities or fulfillment of desires, it would surely be a crime to think myself to be worthy of him in that aspect- I dare not even speak of what might happen if I practiced such arrogance- S-simply put, I’m merely his favorite pawn, not nearly anything that intimate...

I just want Dostoyevsky-sama back with me.

We’re well acquainted. He even seems to have nicknamed me. We’ve been assigned to many missions together and, despite my initial aversion to his slightly barbaric nature, we’ve grown quite close, if I do say so myself. He’s a valuable ally.

((Hey!! I dunno how long I’ll keep up with this, but this is just a fun little Ask/RP blog I made out of boredom!! Send an ask and maybe read the about!!))