Genie in a coke bottle

Alfred: Y’all sure do wanna know some weird stuff huh. I mean I’ll do my best dudes but the answer to most of this is just ‘magic’. Genie, remember?

Uhhhhhhh, okay. Okay okay okay. 

I chose a coke bottle because it was there, at the time? I didn’t really.... prepare for the genie license exam. It was a spur of the moment type thing, y’know? So I just grabbed a bottle that was nearby when I needed a vessel. And now whenever someone wants a wish, I get a new one! I don’t need coke bottles specifically, but *cough* SOMEONE started telling people that’s all I’d take, and now everyone just brings me different kinds of coke.

I can change out the type of vessel if I want to or something, but that just means a ton of paperwork. Besides! I can just magic the inside into whatever I want, so it’s not like I’ll get bored in there. Ahahaha.

And c’mon y’all! I might like sugar but have a little more faith in me! The inside of my bottles looks more like this:

Alfred: UHHHH HANG ON THERE GUYS

Who told you all that?! And aren’t you all moving a bit fast??!! Kissing’s one thing, but MARRIAGE?? I- uh- 

We haven’t even held hands yet! T-there’s an order to these things, yeah???

ᴺᵒᵗ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ’ᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵃʳʳʸ ʰᶦᵐ.

Alfred: That’s- not a bad idea, exactly, it’s just...

Mhm. Yeah nope, that’s not happening. I have a promise to stick to y’know!

i dunno if i’ve said it here before or not, but i’m pretty chronically ill and sometimes i just need to take a break and not draw for a while! i’ve been super busy with work on top of that so when i did get the opportunity to draw i just kinda,,,, drew whatever i thought of at the time.

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((there’s a bunch so check for yours!

yep! not yet but definitely endgame

((i’m good my guy, sorry to worry you!