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*descending slide whistle*

*several xylophone notes*

*wet “splat” noise*

I.e. there is more news coverage for a cop shooting a dog, more upset and angry citizens, and a lot less “Well it was the dogs fault for barking.” Than there is for when a POC gets shot for sometimes merely existing in the wrong place at the wrong time.

YOU CAN’T VOTE ONLINE.

YOU CAN’T VOTE FROM YOUR PHONE.

IN MANY STATES THERE ARE LEGAL CONSEQUENCES FOR PHOTOGRAPHING YOUR BALLOT.

DO NOT WEAR CAMPAIGN GEAR TO THE POLLS.

DO NOT TRY TO PERSUADE PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR A CANDIDATE AT THE POLLS.

DO NOT ENGAGE IN ANY KIND OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE AT THE POLLS.

NO ELECTION IS EVER A SURE THING, EVEN IF YOU’RE IN THE BLUEST OR REDDEST OF STATES.  IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SIT THIS ONE OUT, THEY ARE EITHER IGNORANT OR MALICIOUS.

God fuck pink news queer eye is specifically a thing because gay men are more stigmatized in society than gay women.

Shut up about this fucking “who would be your female fab 5” the show isn’t meant to be quirky and because oh it’s gay so let’s genderbend it for the fans.

Literally the point of the show is to remove the gay man stigma and show straight people that even though they’re flamboyant, they are still valuable people with valuable life experience and advice because of the trials they’ve gone through.

All of the options for the females aren’t even “gay female stereotypes”. They’re just regular fashion divas who aren’t doing anything that goes against societal pressure.

An all female fab 5 is literally just 5 gender conforming women.

What if the female fab five was like..

5 awesome as hell non stereotypical women who like..

Maybe..

Assisted in general contracting? Assessed rundown and damaged homes and buildings for underlying value and gave sturdy tips to rebuild and help people become more happy with themselves in their homes and businesses?

Like.. a plumber, a contractor, an architect, a body builder/personal trainer (for you work on you part), and a landscaper???

They could revamp people's and businesses and hearts?

Bonus notes, they're all (not at all sexualized) wlw???

I'd watch the SHIT outta that.

Netflix call me. I have a plan.

and thus young adult Danny Fenton stared fearlessly into the face of the one he planned to flick it to, and walked backwards into hell

in the verse where Danny returns to Amity after a long absence and bonds / crushes on / annoys Vlad Masters who is like, superbly oblivious and suspicious lol