Captain James Hook

a pirate would of course stay on land and not search for another ship to get their ship

a man is good if he of course doesn't sleep with a prostitute because sex is dirty and if he wants to redeem himself he cannot have it unless it is with his true love and unless they are married because again: sex = bad

because of course everyone has to forgive the hot pirate even though he didn't really apologize for anything but he is the hot pirate he doesn't need to apologize, his manpain does it for him

of course you give your son to the stranger who constantly makes inappropiate sexual innuendos at you instead of letting your parents who basically are the epitome of "goodness" with some minor slices take care of your son, not to mention that henry most probably would have helped a lot with building the crib

sure, give him to the pirate filled with manpain because he is oh so fun, this is so out of character for emma that it is pissing me off

no safe passage and he has left his crew alone the whole time while he tried playing happy family with emma? i just.... no words...

i might be wrong but didn't people partly became pirates too to spend their life at sea? i mean stop caling yourself pirate without being one

random sidenote, i have no idea why people like his outfit so much... i just... i love ichabods outfit because i have a kink for uniforms but killians just... it is leather guys... he is spending his whole time in it. do you have an idea how it would smell by now??

"why am i not surprised that you make this about you?" - enough said

okay wait... how does he know that cora couldn't take emmas heart? wasn't he knocked out cold during that time? i'll just let this slip and say that cora had told him even though that doesn't make much sense either because i doubt cora would talk much about her failures but whatevs.

so he can't go back to his old life which means he can't be captain hook anymore which means he should stop calling himself that.

now that is something i can beleve him that the jolly roger is his everything but the sad thing is that the whole emma debakel still means more to him nd that is just something i cannot see hook doing. the jolly roger would come above everything else.

why would blackberd take the jolly roger? i mean he has his own ship that's veeery good. i hope they'll give a valid reason for this.

wait so, a pirate's life is forever but that slightly contradicts his statement that he made earlier in the show but later in the timeline of it. now i need two things that should get cleared up in this episode.

ariel is a cutie pie

so fun is playing games about food? good to know.

okay, henry reminds me of another actor so much but i just can't remember whom and it is driving me crazy. just needed saying, sorry.

well, at least he is still a liar.......

i'd be pissed if i'd be regina, that emma lets hook closer to henry than her. sure she has her reasons but unlike hook regina actually apologized for her shit, not all of it mind you, but it's not really her fault when the writers never adress graham again, i would have loved that scene though...

isn't this one or two days after the funeral of neal?? i mean... seriously.

"what language is this? spanish" sure, looks more like runes or the other one where i don't know how it's called in english but yeah, spanish which is using the same alphabeth as you do is probably right. i know this was meant as a joke but it's one of the most miserable ones.

i kinda wouldn't want to learn via the regina and rumple method, but thanks tho.

i seriously hope eric isn't dead... ;___;

killian jones a hero? if the real captain hook would have been called that he'd turn all over in his supposedly grave. btw, i should write a drabble where my hook meets ouat killian because ....ahahaha, just imagine it, that's enough reason.

suddenly belle is completely alright with hook. seems logical. i'd be alright with someone who tried to kill me twice too...

wait so on erics coat there's medusa? that's a nice little detail.

i wonder how the charmings would have reacted if emma would have actually died during that training session.

i would've liked to know how ariel knows about rumple? i mean didn't she just arrive in storybrooke? news travels veeery fast then.

very logical that only three people go to retrieve a ship.

now i get the "why does blackbeard look like the actual hook" posts.

though if he is blackbeard where is his beard and why, again i am asking myself this, would he even want the jolly roger when he has actually the queen anne's revenge?? this makes no sense. i want an explanation.

i still have no explanation... -.- this is bullshit.

i think hook is very lucky that no one can remember the year. just saying.

 man, david has become one of my fave characters. he and regina are actually the only reason why i am still watching this rubbish. well, and ariel whenever she appears for an episode (same with aurora and mulan, i mean what happened there? wasn't mulan part of robin hood's merry men?)

awww ariel, you won't forgive him after you remember. i bet you won't.

walking the plank, really? that's a) not how blackbeard died and b) such a stupid cliché that's not even true. if he'd taken my ship i'd have keelhauled his arse but well, seems like "hook" did go soft.

wait so she changed into a mermaid and then suddenly had the coat no more? i'd think if it was so valuable she wouldn't jut let go off it. and how did the coat come back to the shop? things that will never get explained. -.-

i seriously hope that ariel never forgives him. then there'd be at least one person who is right in their mind.

ahahahahahhahahahahsjshfdsg it was zelena, but that still means that ariel doesn't know the truth aaaaaaaah fuck you fucks. i kinda would have loved dark ariel tho.

ooooooooooooh, well this is even better. because that means that ariel is happyyy.

though that is kinda stupid zelena... but then again that's my fault. i am watching a show where "true love" is all that counts even though it is getting quiiite annoying. but whatevs.

trololol, he can't kiss her. trololol. awww poor killy willy.

awww killy, that was a stupid mistake. of course she'd choose henry if you make clear that you care so much for him. amateur mistake.

but now they made him to such a central point again and just... ugh.... this is what neal died for, really? 

trololol, regina smells your bullshit killy willy.

but i mean, it's true, ariel is actually with her prince so why would he be so nervous about it?

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, so cuuuuuuuuuuute. and reginas glance. xD

pfffft, i wonder how many cs shippers take emmas comment there as "proof". killy did something right for a change, even though he didn't actually do anything but whatevs. he is kinda like blaine who always gets everything even though he doesnt do anything. yeah sorry, a friend of mine still watches glee because of kurt and she tells me all about it. though she is ranting a lot like i am about ouat.

i seriously love david. i want more david and regina scenes because reasons. and come on, emma, you left henry with a pirate but you are now so worried all of a sudden? ugh.

yeah emma, be tired of living in the past, but if your new lovey-dovey-pirate would have killed people then i am actually quite sure that you would want to know. i know, i know, ariel still had her happy ending, but that doesn't change anything.

regina sits with the charmings, that's something i like seeing.

and he still walks around with his leathery outfit where i still wonder how he even comes in and out of it but whatevs.

aaaand stalking on emma. of course. because stalking a woman is the new proof of love, something we had learned from edward cullen, did we not?