WTF WHO TF CREATED THIS

Idk about you but i’m proud of that statement

Welp it’s dragon hunting season...

WTF WHO TF CREATED THIS

I DONT FEEL LIKE GOING ON GOOGLE SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT KINKSHAMING MEANS IM SCARED TO LOOK IT UP LOL

WTF DID U DO TO THE PIC LOL AND WHERE DID YOU GET IT FROM

no i am definitely awkward to the max so there’s this guy i like at my church who’s like 50-60 years old and his name’s doug and my friend was trying to get me to at least greet him politely with a handshake or something so we went together and she said “happy sabbath!” and shook his hand properly and perfectly so he put his bible back in his right hand, then i said “happy sabbath!” with probably the stupidest face cos the way i smile when im nervous is weird and he smiled back at me weirdly like probably at my face and so he quickly puts his bible in his other hand to shake my hand as i awkwardly reached mine out way too soon and so whenever we went to “handshake” all we literally touched was like the fingertips cos i like twitched or jerked my hand back or something as soon as i felt his touch cos i dont even remember but i think his fingers were really soft and it surprised me idk and after GIGGLING REALLY AWKWARDLY and attempting to look at him once again, i lost it, spun around, and dashed away, squealing and laughing once i got behind something I FEEL SOOOOOOOO STUPID LITERALLY I FEEL SO BAD THAT HE HAD TO SWITCH THE BIBLE BETWEEN HIS HANDS LIKE 4 TIMES JUST TO TOUCH MY FINGERTIPS YEP NOT AS AWKWARD AS I THINK I AM YEP DEFINITELY

“Hmmm, well I could certainly change the way you act publicly, but that would require... private training...”

But it will hide my weak chin, and that’s all I really ask of it.

@askarkarium

HAHAHHAHA YES his beard makes everything better and funner ifyouknowwhatimean

You two do realize I am still here, and I see what you’re writing…

HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA you’re so cute though

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) shave your beard.

NOOOOOOOOOO NEVER

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Also shave down there Keiko is disappointed

HAHAHHAHA NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO THATD LOOK WEIRD I PREFER NATURAL THANKYOUVERYMUCH

But it will hide my weak chin, and that’s all I really ask of it.

@askarkarium

HAHAHHAHA YES his beard makes everything better and funner ifyouknowwhatimean

You two do realize I am still here, and I see what you’re writing...

let’s do another random request, shall we?

Black Mage from Maplestory

Dead, Black Mage from MapleStory...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA I AM DYING DOES ARK HAVE EARBUDS IN WTF IS UP WITH HIS HANDS AAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

TMW WHEN HE GOT BETTER EARBUDS THAN I DO FUCK

IKR MINE SSUCK I THOUGHT THEY WERE LIKE HIS GLASSES STRING OR SOMETHING IDK WAIT WHY R THEY WEARING THOSE MUSIC THINGS?? IS THAT TO HEAR THE PERFORMANCE WELL? OR THEY JUST LISTENIN TO THEIR OWN SHIT AND IGNORING US, JUST GIVING RANDOM SCORES well i know hilla was listening but idek anymore

Their music: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

No that be the song i be singin beggin for da snek

“For your information, it doesn’t matter what world I appear in, music does not appeal to me. Those are just, earplugs...”

I FEEL THE SAME I ONLY LOOK OK WHENEVER I PUT MY HAIR UP OTHERWISE I LOOK MEXICAN AND I HAVE NO HISPANIC IN ME I STILL NEED TO SEE A PIC OF YOU SO I CAN PROVE YOU WRONG

Snake man approves