— 𝐖hat would it be like to have a relationship with 𝐌ichael 𝐌yers?
𝟏. 𝐓he 𝐋anguage of 𝐒ilence and 𝐏resence
With Michael, forget good morning messages, deep late-night conversations, or declarations of love. His silence is absolute.
The Staring: His main form of "affection" would be observing you. He would spend hours standing in the corner of the room, in the darkness, just watching you while you study, sleep, or watch TV. For others, it's terrifying; for you, it would be his way of saying "I'm here."
Protective Stalking: You would never walk alone down the street. If you went to the market or came home from school at night, you would see that tall silhouette in the dark blue mechanic's overalls standing under a lamppost, a few blocks away. He wouldn't hold your hand, but he would make sure no one touched you.
The "Head Tilt": You know that classic gesture of his, tilting his head to the side when he's analyzing a victim? With you, he would do this to try to understand your human reactions — like when you're laughing, crying, or explaining something that happened in your day.
𝟐. 𝐀 𝐃ark and 𝐃istant 𝐓ouch
Physical contact with Michael Myers would be tense, but strangely deliberate.
Heavy and Slow Touches: If he were to touch your face or hair, it would be an extremely slow, almost hesitant movement. His hands are large, calloused, and cold. He manipulates you with the same restrained force he uses to hold his weapons, making the moment charged with absurd tension.
No Public Displays: He's not one for hugs or kisses (especially since the white latex mask never comes off). The closest physical proximity would be him standing right behind you, like a solid and intimidating wall, enveloping you in his shadow.
𝟑. 𝐉ealousy and 𝐄xtreme 𝐏rotection (𝐓he 𝐃angerous 𝐒ide)
If there's one thing Michael knows how to do, it's be obsessive. In a relationship, this would escalate to violent proportions.
Zero Competition: Anyone who showed romantic interest in you, spoke in a bolder way, or dared to hurt you would become an instant target. He wouldn't argue with the guy; he would simply resolve the "problem" in his own way that same night.
Peculiar "Gifts": Forget flowers or chocolates. Michael would express his feelings by leaving things on your windowsill or door. It could be an object you lost and he recovered, something you mentioned wanting (probably stolen from some store after hours), or, in the worst case scenario, something quite macabre to show that he eliminated a threat to you.
The modified white rubber mask of Captain Kirk is Michael's true face. In the relationship, it would hardly ever come off.
The mask acts as a barrier between him and humanity. Keeping his mask on even when he's near you would be his way of feeling safe and maintaining his bogeyman aura.
If there was a moment of extreme intimacy where he allowed you to see his face (that glimpse of a man with scars and a bruised eye), it would be the pinnacle of trust—something he never allowed anyone alive.
𝟓. 𝐖here 𝐖ould 𝐘ou 𝐒pend 𝐘our 𝐓ime?
The "dates" with him wouldn't be in shopping malls or movie theaters.
His ideal setting would be the old, abandoned Myers house. You would stay there, in a dusty, dimly lit environment, with him sitting in an old chair while you do your things (like drawing or reading). The chaos of the outside world wouldn't enter there.
