(Oops I misread and directed the question to Meta, well its his now haha)

"On occasion...but it comes from a place of sincerity. I don't think they realize that the lady and I are simply friends.

Dear Skibot99,

The only "humorous stories" of my father and I can think of involve Larry unfortunately.

Like the time I got sick, so Larry got the idea to check on me by throwing stones to my window before cracking it. My father had to replace it, but not before having a talk with Larry about knocking next time.

(And me chasing Larry in the backyard with a stick.)

I have a surprisingly definitive yet quite basic answer to this: Ash and Latias from Pokemon Heroes. I straight up thought they were intended to be canon and was fully on-board with that, they're adorable.

Aside from that, though...the first human/Pokemon ships I shipped for other reasons were player character/Hydreigon from Gates to Infinity (baby's first PMD) and, a weird one, Ash/Arceus. Kid me didn't compute age gaps, adult me thinks Arceus's relative naivete and Ash's wide experience + positive outlook could make a really interesting dynamic where an older Ash is the one with more 'worldly experience' despite the obvious.

At first, nothing. In his perfect form, he doesn't need to eat, at least not for sustenance. He is completely self-sufficient and isn't burdened by thirst or hunger.

Oh they do exist. Just like the pokemon cards exist in the Detective Pikachu universe, the movie confirmed that much. So I think it's fair to say the pokemon games exist too.

1. Disney is pretty fake with their progressivism as they care about their bottom line at the end of the day and wouldn’t do anything to risk their profits

2. The 2.8 Credits had a bunch of Sokai moments following the Disney couple section which tells me THAT ship is the endgame. https://youtube.com/watch?v=E9YpdXDrqz4&feature=share9

Your thoughts?

OKAY IM SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO RESPOND TO THIS

admittedly this is the biggest barrier to soriku endgame IMO (besides maybe japanese cultural norms), because disney is definitely Like That (passive progressive). however, they are getting better, slowly but surely, and lumity becoming canon in the owl house (with luz specifically being bi and amity specifically being a lesbian) gives me hope

i see a lot of people point to that credits montage as 'proof' s/k is canon, but there's three examples there that seem... out of place, if that really is what theyre going for

roxas and namine may have been teased in the kh2 era, but since then, the series seems to have WAY more heavily leaned into roxas and xion being far more likely as a couple (even tho i personally dont ship them)

ive never played ff7, but i think tifa is the canon relationship for cloud? or implied, anyway? so putting aerith and him together alongside canon disney couples is also kinda weird

and finally, wendy and peter seem like the biggest clue that something isnt right here.

wendy and peter are not a couple in the original source material at all.

wendy grows up and has children of her own.

when they reunite, peter is annoyed at first that wendys changed, even tho she insists she hasnt, at least at heart

remind you of anyone?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@ferahntics made some wing headcanons a while back that I love and personally adopt so if you want a more indepth post about that here it is ^^ but if you want the cliffnotes version:

Bat wings are great for fast flying, but they aren't ideal for flying long distances at a time. Most bat wings also have claws which are good for use as a weapon.

Eagle (or angel) wings are much stronger and have more endurance but they are bulkier and therefore heavier to carry on the ground. Not as fast as bat wings, but still impressive.

I'm not super big into this ship, so won't exactly elaborate all that much on most things. But this is what I think.

shops for groceries: May, most likely. And often, being the foodie she is.

kills the spiders: I don't know about killing, but either one could defeat wild spider pokemon?

comes home drunk at 3am: I think May might once in a while.

makes breakfast: I honestly don't know? I think they'd take turns making simple breakfast in the mornings.

remembers to feed the fish: I'd say they'd both remember to feed any fish pokemon they have.

decorates the apartment: May, most likely.

initiates duets: Maybe May?