Ask A Bastard Houndoom

This blog takes place in a Pmd universe after the events of the main story of Psmd

Mod blog is @shadowtheshadowspirit !

Here’s some rules!

- Questions should be appropriate!! No NSFW, fetish or anything of the like.

-Asks from poke ask blogs only! Magic anons are allowed though and actively encouraged! Just obviously follow the rules.

-You’re allowed to be mean to Bastard, just don’t take anything too far

-This guy is a bastard, he will be mean. Don’t take anything they say personally, he’s just a fictional character.

-asks will either be written or drawn out!

Bastard would be very confused but would then immediately start complaining.

Belle would be upset because she just wants to get back to work.

Latte would be too tired to even react properly.

Barnaby would be panicking.

Ivory would also be panicking.

Sina would just be like “huh”

Brynn would be like “how tf did I get here???”

Bastard dislikes the color blue.

“Yup! You got it, girl!” Bastard answers with a carefree smile “Part of my daily routine and everything, yo!”

“I do mix it up a bit sometimes tho!” The Houndoom says with a wide grin “Sometimes I’ll mess with the kids from the exploration guild! What was their team name again? Pure something?”

“Haven’t really seen them around lately . .” Bastard muttered, tapping a claw to his chin.

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“They rebuild it because they have to. Not because they want to.”

She gives him a very tense smile.

“That’s not a prank. That’s called being a nuisance.”

“Cofagrigus ain’t doin nothin but sitting at their shop all day” Bastard says, seemingly unbothered by the Pokémon’s expression. That, or they didn’t even register it.

M "uses draining punch": hey why did you topple that mon's store?

Bastard growls at the Mimikyu “It was just a prank. Chill!” The Houndoom glares off to the side and scoffs “Cofagrigus’ll fix it like they always do! It’s all good!”

He looks back down at the Mimikyu with piercing eyes.

Poor Noelle has fallen victim to Bastard’s pranks

*The Girafarig stumbled a little as she struggled to regain her balance and prevent her cart from falling over. She snorted at the careless Pokemon, who seemed to be causing some trouble in the village.*

Taffy: Hey, that wasn’t very nice! The least you could do is apologize to that shopkeeper.

“You crazy, girl??”

“Kecleon’s wrath is no joke, yo!” The Houndoom shouts “I’d get launched into the stratosphere if he catches me!”

“Nah, no way! Uh-uh!” Bastard crosses his paws to form an X while shaking his head, really emphasizing his point “That’s worse than getting turned to stone, yo!”

*Destino swaggered up to the houndoom, a single eyebrow cocked.*

Destino: A prankster, I see. I love a good prank myself. Though I'm more invested in the insult culture myself. It has its perks. Those shades. I've got a pair myself and they certainly frame my face well. You on the other paw...I assume you've not been told that they look like utter garbage on you. Where did you get such a pair? From the trash?

“What was that about my shades? They’re trash?”