always been a thief always gonna be a thief

Hello. And who might you be?

Just my bloody lucky, innit? Women up’n leavin’ without even telling me. Wonder what makes ‘em do that, is it something w’me face?

What did I do to deserve that?

I’ve been about, mate. Where have you been?

Besides, it’s a little late for a warning, in’it?

Don’t think I’ll comment on that one.

It’d be a near crime not to find the lil’ pipsqueak cuter than a kitten with a ball of yarn. ‘Specially cuz most of the kittens I’ve seen in Wonderland weren’t so cute...and tried to eat me.

I can’t say that I have one. Never been much of one for it meself.

I think it’s best I don’t say anything about it now that she’s the Dark One, don’t you?

Sure, from time to time. We have a bit of a love/hate relationship, me’n it. It’s got bloody everything, but it takes me an hour to pick and by then I’ve run out of time to watch.