THE NAMES BILL CIPHER

WELCOME, MORTALS, TO MY 'BLOG'!

I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL WONDERING WHY I'M HERE. WELL, I'M WONDERING THE SAME.

ONE MINUTE I'M BARGAINING WITH THAT STUPID AMPHIBIAN AND THE NEXT I'M STUCK IN THE MYSTERY SHACK AND CAN'T EVEN LEAVE! QUESTION MARK CALLED EVERYONE AND NOW THE SHACK IS AT MAX CAPACITY, A PARTY NO ONE WANTS TO HAVE INCLUDING MYSELF.

WITHOUT MY NORMAL SUPPLY OF MAGIC, I'M REDUCED TO BEING A PRISONER UNDER SCRUTINY OF MY WORST ENEMIES, EUGH! IT'S SO BORING AND SIXXER SAID IM NOT ALLOWED TO 'KILL' OR 'MAIM' ANYONE, SO I STARTED THIS STUPID BLOG FOR MINDLESS ENTERTAINMENT!

I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO LEAVE BUT I'M STILL AN ANCIENT BEING OF KNOWLEDGE SO ASK ME WHATEVER YOU WANT. WHEN YOU DIE, WHAT YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE IS, WHAT SIXXER DREAMS ABOUT, YOU NAME IT!

GOD, PLEASE, JUST ASK ME THINGS, I'M SO BORED I THINK I MIGHT DIE AGAIN.

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[OOC: an ask and art blog for Bill Cipher, pretty standard! I may not get art for every ask, but I'll do my best! Follows back from coiled-dragon, mun is 18+ and is okay with mature asks. NOT a Roleplay blog, sorry!]

STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF THIS IS MY BLOG, I DON'T EVEN NEED YOU!

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Tags:

#Triangulum Entangulum - Answered Asks #Sharp Looking Fellow - Bill Fanart/Aesthetics #Visuals - Mun Art/Art Replies

Character Tags: #SIXXER #SHOOTING STAR #PINE TREE #SHRINE HAT

More to be added when I think of them!

OF COURSE I DO!

HOWEVER ALL PLEDGES MUST SIGNED OFF ON, SO -

JUST SIGN YOUR NAME BY THE RED X, KID!

THAT GUY OWES ME MONEY! YOU SET A GUY UP WITH IMMORTALITY AND HE GOES AND DIES BEFORE PAYING HIS DEBTS, YEESH WHAT A LOSER...

BUDDY, YOU MUST BE BLIND OR TOO STUPID TO NOTICE THAT I DON'T HAVE A NOSE...

YOU ACT LIKE ITS THAT EASY

THE ONLY PEOPLE AROUND ME ARE THE FOUR THAT WOULD NEVER, EVER SHAKE MY HAND AGAIN, OR THE RESIDENTS OF GRAVITY FALLS, WHICH, IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER, ALL HATE ME FOR TRYING TO GET THEIR DIMENSION TO LOOSEN UP A LITTLE.

TOURISTS AREN'T ALWAYS INCLINED TO SPEAK TO A FLYING TRIANGLE, AND EVEN IF THEY WERE, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO GO NEAR THEM. AS MUCH AS I LIKE THE IRONY OF IT, I HAVE EYES ON ME AT ALL TIMES. WHEN THEY CAN'T WATCH ME, THEY PUT ME IN A HUMILIATING CONTAINER LINED WITH UNICORN HAIR SO I CAN'T TRY ANYTHING.

TRUST ME, UNLESS YOU WANNA RISK YOUR OWN LIFE TO GIVE ME A CHANCE AT LIVING IN THE WOODS WHERE THE PINES WILL BE CONSTANTLY HUNTING ME, I HAVE EXHAUSTED MOST POSSIBILITIES.

MOST.

I'VE GOT PLANS I CAN'T EXACTLY TALK ABOUT, BUT I MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE A BREAK FOR IT. I JUST NEED TO WAIT FOR THE RIGHT TIME...

OF COURSE I STILL HAVE POWERS! ITS JUST... NOT A LOT OF THEM.

I CAN STILL FLOAT, SEE OUT OF EVERY EYE OF MINE ACROSS THE UNIVERSE, START FIRES - HECK I CAN EVEN STILL POSSESS PEOPLE. I CAN'T KICK THEIR SPIRITS INTO THE MINDSCAPE ANYMORE THOUGH... TWO PEOPLE IN ONE BODY, TALK ABOUT AWKWARD!

I CAN ALSO STILL GIVE PEOPLE NIGHTMARES AND HANG OUT IN THEIR DREAMS!

BONUS! EVERY STRAW I TOUCH STILL BECOMES A SILLY STRAW! TAKE THAT, LOSER!

THE LEAST FUNNY PRACTICAL JOKER IN THE UNIVERSE...

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So how was it like to fumble Stanford so badly? Like, I would be so embarrassed that I would NOT have come back after Stanley punched me, if I were you. Oh, and what about your parents, huh?

BOY YOU ALL SURE ARE NOSY! LISTEN, THE WAY TO GET INFORMATION OUT OF PEOPLE ISN'T TO JUST ASK THEM, OR TO PROVOKE THEM UNTIL THEY SNAP, YOU GOTTA BE MORE CRAFTY ABOUT IT!

BESIDES, MY PAST REGARDING A CERTAIN PINES ISN'T SOMETHING I CARE TO TALK ABOUT, SO KNOCK IT OFF.