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*pokes* Are you adorable *he chuckles*

* no. no i am not.

* and stop doing that, it feels weird! i feel like a cold lava lamp…

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* glad this is so entertaining for you, liz

Y-...You’re a freakin’ ghost!!! Omg, this is the best! Can you, like...haunt stuff and phase through walls?

* i don’t- i don’t know! who cares, this is weird! i have no arms or legs or-

No, this is AMAZING! Hold up, we need to take a selfie. Say “whooOOOOoooo~”

* why did i call you over again?

#lerkimpails #M!A #otakuler #Liz

takeabreathandsmile

There’s been a bit of a family feud going on over the Civil War trailers…

…

#teamcap

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#teamironman!!!

i’m not trusting the fate of humanity to a firecracker popsicle.

#he hasn't even been awake long enough to know his own country's history!#breaking the 4w #smilecauselittlemisschi #otakuler

Where's your boyfriend?

* non-existent ???

#probably the same place as that imaginary pokemon i had as a kid #otakuler #anonymous

deez nuts

* quality askbox usage 10/10

#two non-existent ghost thumbs up #lerkimpails #deeznutsler #otakuler

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M!A: Happy St. Patrick's Day, you're a napstaghost WHOO~!

Well, the joke’s on you, anon~

It’s no longer St. Patrick’s Day, therefore your leprechaun magic can’t-

-✧・ﾟ: *✧・ﾟ:* POOF*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧-

* ah!!!

* come on, how is this fair???? i don’t even have arms now !!!

#ghosts aren't even st. patrick's day-related !!!!#M!A #otakuler #lerkimpails #anonymous

Hey, hey hey, I'm Yami, what color are your eyes?~Yami

They grey~

Grey-blue, if you wanna get specific, but mostly just grey.

Pretty boring.

#grey likE MY SOOOOUUUUUUUUUL #otakuler #lerkimpails #askluciferandyami

メリークリスマス！！

even cookie you is a weeb 8)

I LOOK DELICIOUS!!!

いただきます !!

#Thanks! 8) ...btw does this make me a cannibal or ????#detriex #otakuler #lerkimpails #submission

squid-ler

Do they ship you, too?

You...could say I’ve heard my fair share of fangirl accusations. It got pretty bad at one point, way back when I first moved in...

But listen, those anons are nothing to sneeze at, okay? They have some kinda ☆*･゜ﾟ･* magic *･゜ﾟ･*☆ that makes you do things against your will! Best watch what ya say to ‘em, don’t give ‘em any ideas.

#Don't even joke. They'll pick up on it. They're very literal little bas-...inets.#squidler #otakuler

#I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS #I'D REALLY RATHER NOT THANKS #otakuler #M!A #lerkimpails

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squid-ler

Anons are OBSESSED with shipping. The moment you start getting friendly with somebody, they're all over you. And once it starts, it never ends.

What’s shipping?

ask-the-otakuler

-whistles- You must be new to the internet, eh buddy?

Here, allow me:

squid-ler

This is getting out of hand.

ask-the-otakuler

I feel your pain, man.

#otakuler #squidler

it's squidCe

The jury has reached a verdict.

#No turning back now. Good luck kiddo.#anonymous #otakuler

squid-ler

Anons are OBSESSED with shipping. The moment you start getting friendly with somebody, they're all over you. And once it starts, it never ends.

What’s shipping?

ask-the-otakuler

-whistles- You must be new to the internet, eh buddy?

Here, allow me:

#I wonder what your ship name would be? ...SquiCe??? Cid???#squidler #otakuler

What on earth were you doing for 23 days???

…

#...#otakuler #anonymous

Is that a Fai hoodie? Fay? I think it's pronounced Fai. From Tsubasa?

Yup-a-roonie!

What better to use as a winter coat? That thing always looked ridiculously soft and warm, I can’t be the only one who thought that.

#Technically it's ''Fay'' but people spell it all kinds of ways. -shrug-#otakuler #erinwilliams

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