ask dave

she didnt handle the breakup very well

they are all such masterpieces

you guys miss me or what

well i didnt exactly have a choice in the matter chickadee shot me up and got her macks on with my still warm corpse how will i ever get married now the entirety of lofaf thinks im a woman of loose virtue

dude never fucking ages

dietrich tell your friend to get off their lazy ass and this doesnt count as a present dude just get the kid a nerf gun or something shit buy him a pop and stick a ribbon on it

addictions a helluva drug kids

lets make this hapen

I'm also doing commissions to raise money so I can get to Otakon this year. If you're interested, please drop an ask over on robotcowboy!))

now go tell karkat you have a bucket on your head and youre ready to party