The New Face of FazBear Security

((April Fools! <3 ))

Rethink your career choices. Keep your will up to date.

Do you think they work on every suit?

oH WeLl.

JinGlES dOeS NoT sEeM tO KnOw EiTHeR.

i Am HauNteD MachIneRy aNd tHe JinGLes caN bReaK iT DOwN.

mY FRaMe wAs NoT DEsIGnEd wItH FlExibILiTy iN MinD.

wE ArE STiLL nOT frIeNDs.

((And now, a brief interlude from our regularly scheduled story for a Jingles and Seccy Q&A, since @springledongle came over to play))

What do you think?

But I didn't die, not traditionally. However my rage, and pain provided the energy for the suit itself to become haunted while I was indisposed, and it was not until recently that THING used up enough of it's own stolen power that I was able to reassert myself as owner of this body and the suit twined through it.

Forgive me if dying horrifically of multiple organ perforation put me out of commission for a while. I had to regain my strength, a feat not easy with the parasite haunting my suit sapping my energy.

There is always work to do. I had to find these, after all.

This device should not be trusted.