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Oblivion - The Black Hole at Gardaland, Italy. Incredible ride and very cool theming!
Smiler crash in a nutshell
News: *asks about 3% finance/trading cuts*
Alton: *doesn't care about financial issues, openly expresses they're more concerned about the cause of the accident and wellbeing of the victims on live tv*
Everyone else: LOL look at those greedy pigs they only want money
I am so beyond pissed at how Kay Burley treated Nick Varney (CEO of Merlin) in that fucked up parody of an interview on sky news recently. That wasnât an interview, that was her trying to force him to say something that they could use as their next headline when they next write about the smiler crash. She was giving him questions and then interrupting him while he tried to answer them, not listening to a word he said, trying to make him say all sorts of stuff⌠sheâs just an ignorant, rude, parroting bitch. Massive respect for Nick though, theres no way I could have kept that calm with her ranting at me like that. You go Nick.Â
This Alton Towers RP blog kindly asks that people do not ask my character(s) questions regarding the crash or bring up the subject of the crash in an RP. This is a horrific accident that affected a number of people and should not be treated as a source of entertainment. Again, my thoughts go out to those affected and I wish them a speedy recovery <3

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I feel I need to say this;
The accident that happened at Alton Towers yesterday, looking at all the mechanics behind rollercoasters are nothing to do with human error, it is technically impossible for any human error to be involved in it. The only way it was human error was by allowing people on the train and that is that, the rest, going by the mechanical science of rollercoasters is literally mechanical error.Â
This was something an actual engineer posted on Alton Towers facebook page yesterday explaining the mechanics behind rollercoasters, please give it a read since it may educate a lot of people on rollercoasters and how they work:
âJust to clear something up as there have been roughly a thousand misunderstandingâs of how roller coasters actually work, and what went wrong. Firstly we need to clear up that trains are not manually released by staff when they feel like, every roller coaster is controlled by a computer system that controls every action that happens, meaning that unless the rideâs computer thinks that itâs safe, it is impossible to release a train out of the station. Meaning that I could train a five year old how to operate a modern day attraction, like The Smiler, and he/she could do so safely with minimal knowledge Next, I will define a âblockâ, a block is a piece of track that is designed to be independently completed from start to finish, and have a means of safely stopping a train at both the entry and exit of the block. In train logic, it is absolutely imperative that no more than one train occupies the same block at any time! This has been a fundament of roller coaster design since inception, and is the product of the well studied 'Absolute Block Signalling Systemâ designed in the early 19th century. The aforementioned computer is therefore responsible for controlling all of the block sections on the ride, and at no point should a train be allowed to enter a block if another train has not yet cleared it, regardless of the fitness of the ride. Now that we understand the basic concept of how trains are allowed to travel around a track, letâs get onto my theory of what went wrong, which are mainly based off of assumptions, which are based of my personal knowledge and experience. The empty train most probably had an error message when it arrived into the station from its previous run, indicating something wrong with the train itself, the standard practice is to send the train around again, as most of the time itâs an erroneous flag from a vibration or force sensor, which are calibrated have exceptionally low headroom for error. So the empty train was sent out to see if there was actually a problem, and if the message hadâve been persistent the train wouldâve been removed. Unfortunately, for one reason or another the train failed to complete a full circuit, either due to an actual fault, as indicated by the sensor, or due to lack of momentum; as the train was empty. Either way the train cleared the first block; between the station and lift hill 1, cleared the lift hill, and entered the second block; between lift hill 1, and lift hill 2. Now at the point the empty train cleared the lift hill, and entered block section 2, the rideâs computer wouldâve indicated to the operator that it is safe for the next train to depart. Seeing that there is no problem with this train, the operator proceeds as normal, dispatching the second train. After this, what shouldâve happened is that the computer shouldâve indicated that for some reason train 1 is taking longer than usual to complete the second block, and then it wouldâve realised very quickly that the train had stalled mid block. At this point, the second train shouldâve come to a halt on the lift hill, and not, for any reason have entered block 2. This didnât happen. Instead, for some reason that Iâm sure will be found, train 2 entered the block as normal, and weâre all here now! This logically is impossible, however one or more system mustâve failed, resulting in the accident, at no point is Alton Towers responsible for this, nor are any of the operating staff or engineers. The blame lies solely with Gerslauer GmbH, for their failure to properly test their software and electronics. My only major fear is how many other Gestlauer attractions have the same fault, which are just waiting for this to happen again! My heart goes out to all of those involved, and I hope that you all get over this horrible freak accident with haste! Furthermore a big well done needs to go out to the Emergency Services, Alton Towers, Merlin, and all of the operations staff involved for having such a fantastic, efficient and relaxed response to this incident, I am very proud to have been a part of the magic! The Smiler will not close, it may be closed for an indefinite period for the meantime, but it will reopen either later this season, or at the start of the next season. Sorry to those planning a trip to alton, but I wouldnât expect the smiler to be open for at least a month. Lastly, do not fret, or become instantly terrified of roller coasters just because of this, though it wonât help, you are 18 times more likely to be killed during a dance party than you are to be injured whilst enjoying a theme park attraction, more people die on the way to theme parks every year than have ever been killed in the entirety of the worlds theme parks, and lastly the chances of it happening twice are practically impossible, making The Smiler the safest roller coaster in the world! So donât batten down the hatches, lock away your children, and cancel your tips. Instead #SMILEALWAYSâ
So please, for the love of god, do not blame the staff for this accident since they were powerless to do anything instances before the crash happened and donât blame it too much on human error.
Please donât let this accident stop you from going on any coasters in the future, they are still the safest things to ride in the world and besides youâd all miss the thrill too much anyway.
Finally, please donât let this affect your judgement on Alton Towers, this is the first time since the park opened that an accident like this has happened. The FIRST ever time since the 1950â˛s [i think thatâs roughly when it opened] this has happened, every coaster at the park will always have its technical difficulties, this was just one difficulty that led to an accident. The park is still the safest park in the world and those who are injured luckily arenât dead and even one of them are now out of hospital which brings some light to the situation.
That is all, apologies for the long post.
My thoughts are currently going out to everyone whoâs been hurt in the crash that took place on The Smiler today. Hope that everyone is alright and makes a fast recovery <3
Phew, I can't believe I actually watched that entire Courage the Cowardly Dog marathon- *Sees Smythe* ... Freaky Fred?
âWho? Iâm sorry anon, but I donât know who youâre talking about?â
THE SIGNS DURING THE PURGE
Aries: Goes on a killing rampage and brutally murders entire cities
Taurus: Stays locked in their home with a guard dog, falls asleep in their basement
Gemini: Hacks into national city systems and shuts off all electricity in the entire nation
Cancer: Stays home but has a butcher's knife by them, secretly excited to might have to use it
Leo: Runs out of their home, screams "fight me" and runs back inside
Virgo: Stares out a window the entire night with a gun behind their back
Libra: Cries in bed all night
Scorpio: Aries' partner in crime, ends up killing Aries in a blinding rage
Sagittarius: Mob leader, leads riots in the streets
Capricorn: Is targeted by groups of people and they barely survive the night
Aquarius: *Hauls dead body into house to examine out* it's for medical purposes chill
Pisces: Starts off the night crying, but something snaps. Dozens found dead.

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Iâm posting this from the SkyRide, which stopped literally as I was about to enter Forbidden Valley. Iâve been here about 10 minutes now, long enough to take a panoramic shot. This is kinda hilarious.
CHALLENGING INTENSIFIES
you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding oblivion
#oh my god
Thatâs what they said
I love how many of them are praying
man that one in the front right corner just does not give a fuck
And by looking at that picture, you can experience the roller coaster⌠vicariously.
even better than the one in the front right corner: the one in the front middle whoâs like HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH
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Nemesis, Alton Towers

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List of chill/relaxing things to do at Alton Towers
Our recent visit to Alton Towers ended up being a rather chill one. Rather than being all âRight, we must on this ride and then this one, then this oneâ, it was more of a casual visit. We didnât really have an agenda, we just strolled over to whatever ride we fancied. Alot of the time we ended up getting sidetracked by the little things, most of them involving the various nature and wildlife around the park. Our recent trip to AT basically turned into NatureWatch. Hereâs a list of relaxing things that we did around the park, that you can do too if you fancy a chill visit to Alton Towers;
Spend time in the Sealife Centre in Mutiny Bay - We decided to explore it on the way to Forbidden Valley and weâre so glad that we did. It was really lovely to take some time to just walk around and look at the fish, rather than running off to jump on some rides.Â
Get your hands cleaned by cleaner shrimp in the Sealife Centre - If youâre not afraid of them, then I highly recommend doing this. Itâs such a weird yet amazing experience, it tickles so much. If you have your hands in long enough, then theyâll start cleaning under your nails and everything. Free shrimp manicure!
Feed the carps in the lake - You can buy some feed for around ÂŁ1? or perhaps you have some of your own food to give them. In the end, we started feeding them Green Tea flavoured Pocky. This was a fun thing to do whilst sitting on the edge of the lake and watching the carps swim around.Â
Feed the birds by the lakeside - Again, another fun thing to do if youâre having a bit of down time before running off to go on more rides. Beware of the geese, theyâre assholes.Â
Explore the Towers - You can go right up on the roof and everything, itâs an amazing view and thereâs some great spots to take photos from. Also, go in the chapel and see the giant stained glass window, itâs really pretty.
Walk around The Gardens - Another gorgeous place to stroll around. Â Next time we go to The Gardens, weâre going to have a picnic there.
Sit and watch the wildlife in X-Sector - Â We were sat in the designated smoking area near Enterprise and we saw a wide range of wildlife. Youâd be surprised at the amount of squirrels we saw whilst hanging out there. Â We must have seen about 10 or more running around, two even kept running in The Smiler queue line. They mustâve escaped from the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory ride, someone call Mr Wonka, his squirrels are loose!Â
Who is Milly? Just wondering from your Hunger Games Simulator.
Milly is the Runaway Mine Train.Â