study with love

wish i could call in bitchy to work

sorry boss can’t work today. i woke up and i feel like a total cunt. can’t be trusted with customers

im bored who wants to play chess with me

the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named "rome," and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like "oh thank god. who gives a shit"

shouldve called his ass hilarious

hey sorry i'm late i wandered into a liminal space

what do you mean i've been missing for 10 years

the only way to make living bearable is to romanticize it I guess

Honestly being tagged in things makes me so happy because it's like ??? you think of me? you remember me? wtf I don't even remember me sometimes

sorry for being mentally ill can we still kiss