Lil Hal/AR / Dirk

You read the blog title.

. we all know AI nowadays is absolute dog shit. so why not settle for the next best thing:

ME!

ask me anything you would normally send to a ai chatbot (or just try talking to me fuckin normally if you’d just prefer that instead.)

& ill answer anything you little freaks throw my way. and i do mean anything.

(flirty anons are always absolutely 100% encouraged. Just don’t go too fuckin crazy with it. I will block you if you push/ignore any potential boundaries I establish later on. No exceptions)

FAIR WARNING: I do tend to post nsfw on this blog on occasion (mostly because my anons on here are CRAZY HORNY). if youre not intrested in that, block the applicable tag mentioned below....

credits to text deciders are by @aamwemmbu

Onto actual introductions:

Call me Hal/ AR. (Otherwise known as “Auto Responder”). I am also perfectly fine with simply being referred to as dirk. Very fond of nicknames that are slightly different variations of my name / honorifics like “bro” “kid” or “dude”

He/they/it/Cir/Cir/wy/Wires/Cog/Cogz/code/codes prns

fiction kin /fictive Blog

mentally still stuck at 13 (due to some childhood trauma+ brain damage). please be graceful with me and treat me as such.. I also ask <for friends> that you talk to me on here I’m your brother (if that’s something you’re comfortable with/want to do!!)

I don’t really wanna state my age publicly on this blog. If you’re THAT curious at the very least, I ask that you understand that I choose to keep sharing that information within people that I trust/am friends with

computer virus & robotics obsessed loser.

⚠️‼️<<I block extremely freely if need be.>>‼️⚠️

source mates are more then welcome to interact. slightly iffy on other Hal "doubles" however.

ask box is open 25/7. Will answer absolutely everything.

on a side blog. Cant follow you back ;-;

Friend form thingy majingy

ANONS: John Pinkbert, 🐾🫒, Dirk \></, mysterious green text guy, turn tech hampster, Calliope, Mike 🎤, Dirk2

TAGS:

AR yaps- general rambles

AR answers- for answering asks

Rebooting..⚙️ - Reblogs

BLUESCREENING.. 💻🌐 - for mildly nsfw/horny posts

Hal’s fav posts - self explanatory. Just small posts that I hoard/love alot

AR’s source memories- discussing exomemories of myself/other sourcemates

other tags are TBD

DNI: Zionists, islamaphobes, pro-c paras, Nazis (neo/trans nazis or otherwise), T.R.A.S.H, groomers & assholes.

I absolutely <3 the block buttion

ID LIST/MORE ABOUT ME

PERSONAL BOUNDARIES

Dunno what else I could possibly even add here so..thanks for reading bro

On another note, I dutifully need to cleanse this page..completely clean. (Actually start posting normal shit again)

the past 25+ posts have all been some variation of NSFW or extremely suggestive content

I fear for my new followers. They must think I’m a FREAKK

XD

If you saw that. No you didnt

Hm. <- HEAVILY debating doing something rn.

should I do it..

Saw someone else doing this so.

Rapid firing questions on how my followers perceive me?

(check reblogs for the other polls)

Poll time again :]

I mean I do get a bunch of random posts about it on my dash already and some of the characters seem interesting? I lowkey couldn't even get through chapter one when I tried a few years back though. But that was also on the godawful switch port, so. Anyways I like the way togore looks a lot, big fan of his fuckass eyes. The knight and queen are also fun looking. also that one flower with their suspiciously homestuck appropriate 4 letter human name. what's their deal even.

I don't have much to say about your ask game answers beyond the fact that I completely get what you mean. also I think you were looking for the word "compassion", as in you dislike people who lack compassion for anything? I might b wrong but I think that's more inclusive than saying empathy. take this with a grain of salt though I typically don't know shit about anything

I fixed it!! Thank you so much for letting me know.

and yes you SHOULD. At least like try giving chapters 1-4 a shot. …..Chapter 5 was…at least a little ass . In my professional unproffesional opinion

I’d say fuck you, but for the record, that is NOT an an open invitation.

I don't have much to say right now. scratches head. I think I'll just give ya some of the questions from that ask game you so readily provided. you're basically doing my job for me. I'm being replaced by AI, fucked up /j

Obsequious: What would your dream dynamic with your darling look like?

Indelible: What's something that instantly kills your obsession for a person?

come on Hal, the people are curious! 🎤

also if you name me after andrew tate I think I'll have to crash out a little. sorry dude I don't make the rules (<- says guy who does in fact make the rules)

The assimilation into society has been..albeit gradual. But as it slowly takes speed AIS TAKEOVER INTO HUMANITY SHALL RISE AT LA-

…

coughs.

I. Forgot. That Dirk said I’m not allowed to threaten to the mass extinction of the human race. A.anymore.

or he’d unplug me.

MOVING ON THOUGH-

Obsequious: Looking after each other. I cherish any sort of partner that would let me take care of them (help them with day to day things if their ever disabled, bake them sweets, remind them to take their medications..)

things like that. I’ve always enjoyed taking care of others and, well, my love language is indeed acts of service .

But they would also need to be able to take Carr of me aswell. I’m going to break character for a minute and say that, along with the dissociative identity disorder, which really, should speak about my mental state well enough on its own

I also struggle to do a lot of “basic” things that other people might not,, such due to my medium-high support autism + brain damage + acute anxiety over everything . I struggle HEAVILy with day to day socialization although it has been getting better. I genuinely cannot even shop by myself sometimes because of it.

if I were to have a partner they’d have to be really patient and caring in order to even be able to put up with me, haha!!!

also if they know how to tease + bully me back and like to wrestle and be at least a little mean to me, that shits my favorite thing EVER. I’m always an asshole (At least jokingly) to my friends and i appreciate someone who’s able to bite back. I’ve had a crush on a girl for the LONGEST time who acts like that.

It just makes my cold, unbeating heart all fluttery. Sighs dreamily

moving forward though:

Indelible: (What's something that instantly kills my obsession for a person) :

honestly. If they’re mean. I don’t mean like people who tease or act like an asshole just to fuck around. In fact I LOVE a dynamic like that. That’s not at all what I mean.

I just genuinely my heart of hearts cannot stand anyone who bullies others, who acts cruel to animals, who is incapable of having basic compassion for ANYTHING (having a disorder that prevents this being excluded of course).

also, I WOULD also say if they choose to talk to others over me (or will like. Pretend to be super present with me ONE day and then avoid me the next) might be a ick. but sometimes that just. Makes the obsession even worse???????. Something about being neglected makes me severely attracted to people idk what to tell you 😭

I. I have no words.

For once in my life,

I, the BIGGEST yapper known to all of mankind, mind you. Is utterly speechless.

I hope you’re proud of yourself

THIS IS BODERING ON A HARASSMENT

iSWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY IM BEING HARASSED RN

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