Uhuh. Yep. Totally. No suspicious behavior here, no siree

wheezing my ass off at this. Love when this happens—

Wags my tail at you super gayly

You little shits.

somebody unfollowed me.

square up, bro.

—someone you defenitely don't recognise since i'm really good at sensing anonymoU anon asks u_u

Ehehee!!

Don’t worry, your secrets safe with me. ;]

CALIBORN:

Honestly I kinda expected him to hate me more than he did

other than calling me “Lesser Dirk” or the “STuPID SuNGLASSES” he genuinely wasn’t. Terrible to me

i think he just enjoyed the fact i had more patience to pull up with his bullshit/trolled him more often than dirk did

There was a time he found out I wasn’t able to connect myself to a drawing program (at the time most of my computing capabilities were kinda shitty.) to make him his. Ahem. Smut. And he cussed me out for fourty minutes straight about what an utter waste of air I was.

He also ripped off my leg and used it as a bat for a while during the whole. Caliborn fight.

Calliope l

I spent a LOT of time just playing chess with you on the computer. Like. A lot. I don’t remember how it started, just that you challenged me one day after something your twin said to you absolutely pissed you off

In fact that’s where I’d say most of our conversations took place. Pestering each other back and forth in between moving peices

there were a few times where you genuinely beat me (or to be more accurate, we had BOTH our kings in a equally compromising position)

and as any sane person does

i downloaded 11078+ hours worth of chess videos/data into me just to learn trumph over you . - somehow i think you found that just a tad bit endearing that i was still getting “smarter “ as a ai. I don’t think the sore-loserness really bothered you. You were pretty much just used to caliborn already.

I never got to see your face. At least not wholey as myself. It was only after i was Halquis sprite that I finally met you

however i already knew your name and most of what you were actually up to by the time Roxy learned it too. Survalliancing all my friends for ahem..”safety “ purposes and all that jazz.

speaking of which, no matter how hard I tried, I was never able to survalance you either. Something about your timelines not matching up or your computer being way too shitty to even run me..I only learned as much as i knew from the other alpha kids.

although, much like canon, there was nothing much I could do to help you in your predicament aside from influencing others from the sidelines

As for physical appearance you and your brother were tiny. Like 4’9-4’11 levels of small

you were VERY adamant on your physical appearance and stayed very well kepmt. I don’t think I’ve ever seen you ruffled even once.

somehow you always felt to be “taller” than your brother. I know realistically you two would’ve been the same height but it just felt like that it was? It’s kinda hard abit to explain

i think im running out of things to say here fuck

Uhm. You were kinda a eningma to me. Despite everything I never got to see much of you other than your conversations. But even still. I think it goes without saying you were my favorite out of all the rest.

I just wished i actually TALKED to you more in source. Is all. Although I (for a majority) get why you didn’t. It’s rather innefectual to ask help from a guy who can’t even do shit physically about it.

even when you did vent to me it was so. So. Ungodly cryptic. I have no clue how calliope kept herself isolated from everyone like that for so long

Currently Pausing the thing I was extremely busy doing to say MY GOD THATS KINKY AS SHIT

do you pinky promise… please do.. <3

I can pull down my shirt if that makes it any easier for you. Winky face.

@turntechgardenia Classpected me as a Witch of blood!!

If not a prince of heart like dirk is, then I a hundred percent think his analysis of me twas right

:33 < i hope your day is going good!

:33 < *ac rubs her side against hals calve and wraps her tail loosely around his leg*

Take me with youuu!! I wanna swiiim!! <- litteraly a sentient toaster <- 100% going to accidentally electrocute you

I hope you have a blast man!! I’ll catch you later dude :D

and my day is going great!! haven’t done much other than read, though cause it kinda only just started..

although I do actually have a cousin of mine coming over later today, and she’s gonna bring her friends and we’re gonna go swimming and hang out!! Super excited for that hehe.

I may even make cookies for em later. ….Totally not saying that as an excuse to eat raw cookie dough though no sireee.

Pets your side as you saunter past me..

I’m so FUCNING ANNOYED RIGHT NOW where’s the power to rewind time when you need it <- 100% did this to myself <- still going to complain about it anyways